gonna shine up mah boots

[withimpunity]

HI FLIST. HOW ARE YA'LL DOING?

*cough*

First, I want to apologize from the Deepest Depths of My Heart for being such a bad little flisters lately! I got in a slump, it happens to the best of them. If there is anything, Anything At All that you may have posted and I didn't comment on, and you'd like me to, PLEASE do feel free to spammity spam it up Right Here, Right Now. I am on the Sweet, Sweet Crack and would LOVE IT. Truth.

And now, a little questionnaire.

What, when reading sweet, sweet pron, turns you off in a fic? I've been reading LOADS of it lately, the dirty dirty variety, so I've been thinking about it. ;D

Some of my turns off:

+ the phrase "blow his load," and any variation of. It makes my face go *scrunch.*
+ "jizz" - just doesn't jive with me.
+ I dislike 'prick' when used in the heat of the moment. If its like casual conversation I'm okay, but not like "Dean watched his prick slide into Sam's pretty mouth." Kinda ruins it for me.

BUT I'M STRANGE. And its not like it totally ruins a fic for me, I totally keep reading it and normally it doesn't even harsh my buzz, but they're just things that make me at least pause for a few and make a scrunchy, bitchface.

THAT IS ALL. I'M GOING TO GO WRITE BUTTSECKS NAO.

Comments

[jameserin.livejournal.com]

i know that i am probably in the minority here, but when i read rps of say, the jared/jensen variety, i really dislike it when jared calls him 'jenny' while they're fucking because while i know that they are both clearly men, it always makes me think of jared doing a girl and it ruins it for me, so, i always read it as jared & jensen in my mind no matter what it says. it also doesn't help that i've never heard jared call jensen 'jenny' ever, so it's not that realistic to me.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

No dude, I really can't stand that. And in that same aspect, do not really care for when Sam calls Dean "De" in fiction. Or, if you ever read Petrellicest (Heroes), when Peter calls Nathan, Nate. Unless its something we've heard before, it doesn't really set well with me. But definitely not Jenny. IT JUST SOUNDS WEIRD AND FEMIMINE AND OFF THE WALL AND JENSEN WOULD HATE IT. THE END.

[jameserin.livejournal.com]

that's what i always think too, that jensen would totally punch someone in the face/yell at someone if they were to call him jenny, and especially if it were jared - because in all the times we've known them, i've only ever heard 'jensen does this...' or 'jared does that...' it's never jen, jare, or the like. i'm not saying they don't have nicknames for one another because they totally do(jarhead, smeckles, giant, etc), but not during sex, or feminine ones or anything like that.

/gets off soapbox

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

There's something about Peter calling Nathan "Nate" that doesn't work. I use it sometimes, but only after Nathan's called him "Pete". It's sort of a snarky thing, like Peter's rebelling against the Pete the way Sam hates the Sammy. Otherwise, I'm like, "Nathan. Nathan." 'Cause I don't usually grin and nod when someone other than family/close friends shortens my name. Well, I do, but I look like I'm going to sink my teeth into that person's neck. Ask, people. And if I say no, then don't go ahead and do it anyway.

[sir-yessir.livejournal.com]

Hearing about people's dilated or "blown" pupils. It's not really a turn off, more just a phrase that I'm super sick of reading. It just makes me twitch. Maybe if I'd actually seen that happen in my own experiences, but I NEVER have. I think it's one of those things that fanfic kind of builds up - one author puts it in a fic, and then another puts it in a fic, and then one person reads both and goes "Oh, that must happen," and puts it in ALL THEIR FICS, and then somebody else reads those... etc. Anyway. It bothers me.

Also! Anal sex without lube or preparation. The prep work is half the fun, so unless it dub or noncon, I miss it if it's not there.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

Sphincter.

DON'T CALL IT THAT. That's as sexy as a shit storm.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

GOD I READ THAT TOO. Thankfully, only once. I pretty much don't agree with much of any description of that area, rofl. Vagueness is best. :p

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *agrees enthusiastically, then grabs shotgun and flashlight and heads out to hunt down the word sphincter in all slash fic*

[clubinthesky.livejournal.com]

I''ve had some turn off's in fic that i just had to 'recover' from a certain phrase or word before finishing the story.... which is not cool cuz the fic is good, you know?

"Dean watched his prick slide into Sam's pretty mouth."
0_0 that really ruins it, it just doesn't flow and whatthe PRICK? Just.

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

I may not have something for you to read, but I have news about a couple of fics you have already read. Two of my stories totally got themselves nominated for the Heroes slash awards! It's my first time! I'm a nomination virgin no more! Yep, As Daylight Dies (the one you helped me write, wherein Nathan comes to see Peter late at night and tells him not to move) was nominated for Best Nathan Characterization (holy crap!), and It's Elementary (the one where Peter and Arthur are eating ice cream and talking about multiplication) was nominated for Best Gen. OMG! I'm so happy. If I actually win one of the categories, I'll have heart palpitations, pass out, and crack my head open on the desk. But I won't care, because I'll have a smile on my face like the fucking Joker, yo.

I'm glad you're out of the slump and WRITING BUTTSECKS AGAIN YAYESS!

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

HUZZAH! CONGRATS! That is such a lovely feeling, isn't it? I love the Arthur/Peter one!

[cosmicavatar.livejournal.com]

No, I agree. Even good pr0n can lose its momentum with an "off" word or phrase. Fortunately I only read the best (oh, yeah) so haven't come across* any of the examples you and some of the other commenters have mentioned ("Jenny"? Seriously??), but the only word I can remember putting me off is "cum". I really hate that word.




*no pun intended hur hur etc. (Sorry.)

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

Cum... it... no matter how hot I am when I'm reading the fic, as soon as I see the word cum, I... fizzle out and it's very sad and angering and bleck. *sighs* Don't use that word, people. We're not writing this slash fic on a bathroom stall in a junior high school.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

We're not writing this slash fic on a bathroom stall in a junior high school.


TRUE. FACTS.