gonna shine up mah boots

[withimpunity]

HI FLIST. HOW ARE YA'LL DOING?

*cough*

First, I want to apologize from the Deepest Depths of My Heart for being such a bad little flisters lately! I got in a slump, it happens to the best of them. If there is anything, Anything At All that you may have posted and I didn't comment on, and you'd like me to, PLEASE do feel free to spammity spam it up Right Here, Right Now. I am on the Sweet, Sweet Crack and would LOVE IT. Truth.

And now, a little questionnaire.

What, when reading sweet, sweet pron, turns you off in a fic? I've been reading LOADS of it lately, the dirty dirty variety, so I've been thinking about it. ;D

Some of my turns off:

+ the phrase "blow his load," and any variation of. It makes my face go *scrunch.*
+ "jizz" - just doesn't jive with me.
+ I dislike 'prick' when used in the heat of the moment. If its like casual conversation I'm okay, but not like "Dean watched his prick slide into Sam's pretty mouth." Kinda ruins it for me.

BUT I'M STRANGE. And its not like it totally ruins a fic for me, I totally keep reading it and normally it doesn't even harsh my buzz, but they're just things that make me at least pause for a few and make a scrunchy, bitchface.

THAT IS ALL. I'M GOING TO GO WRITE BUTTSECKS NAO.

Comments

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

There's something about Peter calling Nathan "Nate" that doesn't work. I use it sometimes, but only after Nathan's called him "Pete". It's sort of a snarky thing, like Peter's rebelling against the Pete the way Sam hates the Sammy. Otherwise, I'm like, "Nathan. Nathan." 'Cause I don't usually grin and nod when someone other than family/close friends shortens my name. Well, I do, but I look like I'm going to sink my teeth into that person's neck. Ask, people. And if I say no, then don't go ahead and do it anyway.