gonna shine up mah boots

[withimpunity]

HI FLIST. HOW ARE YA'LL DOING?

*cough*

First, I want to apologize from the Deepest Depths of My Heart for being such a bad little flisters lately! I got in a slump, it happens to the best of them. If there is anything, Anything At All that you may have posted and I didn't comment on, and you'd like me to, PLEASE do feel free to spammity spam it up Right Here, Right Now. I am on the Sweet, Sweet Crack and would LOVE IT. Truth.

And now, a little questionnaire.

What, when reading sweet, sweet pron, turns you off in a fic? I've been reading LOADS of it lately, the dirty dirty variety, so I've been thinking about it. ;D

Some of my turns off:

+ the phrase "blow his load," and any variation of. It makes my face go *scrunch.*
+ "jizz" - just doesn't jive with me.
+ I dislike 'prick' when used in the heat of the moment. If its like casual conversation I'm okay, but not like "Dean watched his prick slide into Sam's pretty mouth." Kinda ruins it for me.

BUT I'M STRANGE. And its not like it totally ruins a fic for me, I totally keep reading it and normally it doesn't even harsh my buzz, but they're just things that make me at least pause for a few and make a scrunchy, bitchface.

THAT IS ALL. I'M GOING TO GO WRITE BUTTSECKS NAO.

Comments

[cosmicavatar.livejournal.com]

No, I agree. Even good pr0n can lose its momentum with an "off" word or phrase. Fortunately I only read the best (oh, yeah) so haven't come across* any of the examples you and some of the other commenters have mentioned ("Jenny"? Seriously??), but the only word I can remember putting me off is "cum". I really hate that word.




*no pun intended hur hur etc. (Sorry.)

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

Cum... it... no matter how hot I am when I'm reading the fic, as soon as I see the word cum, I... fizzle out and it's very sad and angering and bleck. *sighs* Don't use that word, people. We're not writing this slash fic on a bathroom stall in a junior high school.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

We're not writing this slash fic on a bathroom stall in a junior high school.


TRUE. FACTS.