i can haz all the xanax nao?

[withimpunity]

1. Today has been made of Complete and Total Epic Fail.

2. I need rum. Lots of rum.

3. And porn. Lots and lots of porn.

4. And something to put in my mouth.  A straw. An ink pen. A cock.  I DON'T CARE.

5. I changed my layout. Usually that cheers me up.  >_>

/nervous breakdown

Comments

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

Aww... poor Mcgee. What happened? What failed you? Or what did you fail at? *gives you some cyber-rum* I already wrote some porn; check it out. I say if you can't find anything "foreign" to put in your mouth, use your finger. I chew on my index finger all the time. I noticed the layout change. Go, Team Dean!

I hope you feel better soon. In the meantime, I'm sending lots of love your way!

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

Also, thepansythug wrote some glorious Petrellicest as well, if you want to drown your sorrows in a nice cold glass o' that.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

*writes like the wind*

NO RUN, LIGHT WEIGHT. YOU'LL FALL ASLEEP AT SEVEN.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

By run, I mean rum. SHUT YOUR FACE I'M TIRED FROM ALL THIS EDUCATION.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS POSTED YESTERDAY D.A. :p

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

I always assume you're one hour of screaming from an alcoholic meltdown. I'M STILL WRITING FOR YOU.

[cosmicavatar.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear.

Re 4. Did you know that you can buy little plastic cocks to put on straws? (I didn't until my hen party, at which point commenced my enlightenment courtesy of my sister.) Kill two birds with one stone, I say.

*offers virtual rum and porn*

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Did you know that you can buy little plastic cocks to put on straws? LOLOLOL *dies* Oh, that is so much WIN.