i can haz all the xanax nao?

[withimpunity]

1. Today has been made of Complete and Total Epic Fail.

2. I need rum. Lots of rum.

3. And porn. Lots and lots of porn.

4. And something to put in my mouth.  A straw. An ink pen. A cock.  I DON'T CARE.

5. I changed my layout. Usually that cheers me up.  >_>

/nervous breakdown

Comments

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

Aww... poor Mcgee. What happened? What failed you? Or what did you fail at? *gives you some cyber-rum* I already wrote some porn; check it out. I say if you can't find anything "foreign" to put in your mouth, use your finger. I chew on my index finger all the time. I noticed the layout change. Go, Team Dean!

I hope you feel better soon. In the meantime, I'm sending lots of love your way!