i can haz all the xanax nao?

[withimpunity]

1. Today has been made of Complete and Total Epic Fail.

2. I need rum. Lots of rum.

3. And porn. Lots and lots of porn.

4. And something to put in my mouth.  A straw. An ink pen. A cock.  I DON'T CARE.

5. I changed my layout. Usually that cheers me up.  >_>

/nervous breakdown

Comments

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Did you know that you can buy little plastic cocks to put on straws? LOLOLOL *dies* Oh, that is so much WIN.