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My damn husband comes off so homophobic sometimes I swear he's in the closet. On the outside he's saying, "I'm not using a pink pen," but on the inside he's screaming "YAY COCK."

Probably.

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This made me LOL so hard!

LOL we had a whole argument about a pink pen. It went as follows:

Husband: "I need a pen." Me: "Top drawer." Him: "There's only a pink one in here." Me: "Does it write?" Him: "I'm not taking a pink pen to an interview, Terri!" Me: *eyeroll* "Right, because then they might think you like it up the butt." Him: *slams door* RIDICULOUS.

You know what's weird, if you tried to write that as part of a story it would seem too ridiculous. Yet as a real life event...it kills! LOL. Guys are so funny about that stuff.

One of my guy friends has a serious problem with the word "Bromance". When I explained what it meant to him he just got more annoyed. LOL!

It aggravates me that my husband will NEVER EVER EVER in a million years even admit that another guy is like, pleasant to look at. Like, take an ugly guys vs a pretty cute guy. Won't even pick which one looks better. I think its the area/culture we grew up around, but it annoys the crap out of me because *I* have no problem saying a woman is hot. You know?

I think that's typical of a lot of guys. We women can look at another woman and go "Oh she's pretty" but for a guy to do that...he'd rather cut off his own head. I can't just be a compliment, they regard it as something more. It has to imply so much when really it just implies that said person is good looking. I have no idea why, but they do.

You should be like, "Okay, so the dildo I'll be pegging you with can't be pink, I assume?"

RIGHT?! RIGHT! That's totally going to happen one day and I'm going to LAAAAUGH at him.

I probably share too much. Sorry!

You should totally get a big blue dildo, and when he's like o_O, be like, "It's blue! Blue is a boy color! What's your problem?"

LOL I APPROVE OF THIS LOGIC.

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

brb, putting lungs back in my chest after laughing too hard.

hahahahah. Oh dear, he would politely ask me to go DIAF if he knew about the existence of this conversation.

LMAO!!!!!!!

ROTFL!!! lol

Hahahaha.

Guys are very strange about that.

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