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[withimpunity]

My damn husband comes off so homophobic sometimes I swear he's in the closet. On the outside he's saying, "I'm not using a pink pen," but on the inside he's screaming "YAY COCK."

Probably.

Comments

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

You should be like, "Okay, so the dildo I'll be pegging you with can't be pink, I assume?"

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

RIGHT?! RIGHT! That's totally going to happen one day and I'm going to LAAAAUGH at him.

I probably share too much. Sorry!

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

You should totally get a big blue dildo, and when he's like o_O, be like, "It's blue! Blue is a boy color! What's your problem?"

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

LOL I APPROVE OF THIS LOGIC.

[sir-yessir.livejournal.com]

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

brb, putting lungs back in my chest after laughing too hard.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

hahahahah. Oh dear, he would politely ask me to go DIAF if he knew about the existence of this conversation.

[avaserenity.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!!!!!!