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[withimpunity]

My damn husband comes off so homophobic sometimes I swear he's in the closet. On the outside he's saying, "I'm not using a pink pen," but on the inside he's screaming "YAY COCK."

Probably.

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[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

LOL we had a whole argument about a pink pen. It went as follows:

Husband: "I need a pen." Me: "Top drawer." Him: "There's only a pink one in here." Me: "Does it write?" Him: "I'm not taking a pink pen to an interview, Terri!" Me: *eyeroll* "Right, because then they might think you like it up the butt." Him: *slams door* RIDICULOUS.

[avaserenity.livejournal.com]

You know what's weird, if you tried to write that as part of a story it would seem too ridiculous. Yet as a real life event...it kills! LOL. Guys are so funny about that stuff.

One of my guy friends has a serious problem with the word "Bromance". When I explained what it meant to him he just got more annoyed. LOL!

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

It aggravates me that my husband will NEVER EVER EVER in a million years even admit that another guy is like, pleasant to look at. Like, take an ugly guys vs a pretty cute guy. Won't even pick which one looks better. I think its the area/culture we grew up around, but it annoys the crap out of me because *I* have no problem saying a woman is hot. You know?

[avaserenity.livejournal.com]

I think that's typical of a lot of guys. We women can look at another woman and go "Oh she's pretty" but for a guy to do that...he'd rather cut off his own head. I can't just be a compliment, they regard it as something more. It has to imply so much when really it just implies that said person is good looking. I have no idea why, but they do.