pretty much the best thing ever

[withimpunity]

"Look at me, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right?"

"No bullet wounds, knife, cuts, no odd angle fingers from too many breaks. My hide’s as smooth as a baby’s butt.  Which leaves me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.  I have been re-hymenated."

"Please. Maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one can do that."

"Brother, I have been re-hymenated."

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THE END. ANFKLAJER. I CAN'T EVEN QUOTE IT BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE TWO SENTENCES AND PORKY'S 2 AND THAT LOOOOOOK OMG BOYS, HUG IT OUT. CHRIIIIIIIST AMAZING EPICNESS.

Dean: "kinda like a mission from God."

So on the one hand, BLUES BROTHERS IS CANON ROFL. The other hand, however, wants to know what is this bullshit. I don't like Dean being all weird and faith-y all of a sudden. And that's not a complaint about the show, that's just my personal preference. I like my men cynical, tyvm. :P

Comments

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

It seems to have been deleted now, lol. It started out as a "I think Sam is raping the girl trapped inside Ruby's body", but basically it was a whole lot of people telling the original poster that its all speculation and no one knows anything for sure, and the original poster saying "YAH, I DO KNOW." And we're all like, oh okai, are you Eric Kripke in disguise then? And she just generally made no sense and it resulted in mass hairpulling. I bet you're sad you missed out. :p

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

Aww, damn! I would've loved bitching her out. But hey, she deleted the post so maybe she feels stupid. *giggles* That whole scenario reminds me of something that happened to irisbleufic a little while ago regarding the Dark Knight fandom. She wrote some Joker/Batman slash, and this one girl decided to bitch her out for the stupidest reasons ever. It was like... she didn't even read the story, but she decided she absolutely had to call iris out for writing slash, even though she doesn't really have anything against slash, but iris shouldn't be writing it. Or! that one time when roseganymede wrote the adorable Dean with oatmeal creme pies in a Batman duffle for Sammy's birthday fic, and that one woman decided she was the goddess of all things Little Debbie. *cracks up* Wanks make me laugh, yo, because the wankers get so... angry and spluttery, so their logic gets more and more... out there.