pretty much the best thing ever

[withimpunity]

"Look at me, I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars, right?"

"No bullet wounds, knife, cuts, no odd angle fingers from too many breaks. My hide’s as smooth as a baby’s butt.  Which leaves me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact.  I have been re-hymenated."

"Please. Maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one can do that."

"Brother, I have been re-hymenated."

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THE END. ANFKLAJER. I CAN'T EVEN QUOTE IT BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE TWO SENTENCES AND PORKY'S 2 AND THAT LOOOOOOK OMG BOYS, HUG IT OUT. CHRIIIIIIIST AMAZING EPICNESS.

Dean: "kinda like a mission from God."

So on the one hand, BLUES BROTHERS IS CANON ROFL. The other hand, however, wants to know what is this bullshit. I don't like Dean being all weird and faith-y all of a sudden. And that's not a complaint about the show, that's just my personal preference. I like my men cynical, tyvm. :P