I wish I knew why I live like a vampire. Except for the whole blood drinking thing. Will I ever be a real person? Fuck it was like 525,000 degrees out today. I took my kids to the park and wanted to die. What the hell is going on on the internet? I am so creatively lacking lately. All I do is stare at the screen and go BUH BUH BUH like Goldie Hawn in Overboard. You probably haven't seen that. I really, really want some toast but we're out of bread. D:
OMG PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVER SEEN THAT? I HATE YOU FOR YOUR IMPLICATIONS LADY. OF COURSE I HAVE SEEN THAT.
Go to Walmart? Walmart is awesome. For the bread of course, not for vampires or anything.
Oh LIVE like a vampire. I thought you were wondering WHY you LIKED vampires, other than the blood-sucking thing. That changes just about everything.
Idk, the internet is making me sad lately. It's so... behind and not helping me feel the love and boys aren't getting married. It's very depressing and all wtf.
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Date: 2010-06-13 09:56 am (UTC)I wish I knew why I live like a vampire. Except for the whole blood drinking thing. Will I ever be a real person? Fuck it was like 525,000 degrees out today. I took my kids to the park and wanted to die. What the hell is going on on the internet? I am so creatively lacking lately. All I do is stare at the screen and go BUH BUH BUH like Goldie Hawn in Overboard. You probably haven't seen that. I really, really want some toast but we're out of bread. D:
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:00 am (UTC)Go to Walmart? Walmart is awesome. For the bread of course, not for vampires or anything.
Oh LIVE like a vampire. I thought you were wondering WHY you LIKED vampires, other than the blood-sucking thing. That changes just about everything.
Idk, the internet is making me sad lately. It's so... behind and not helping me feel the love and boys aren't getting married. It's very depressing and all wtf.
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:04 am (UTC)HELL NAH. I AIN'T GOING TO WALMART AT 5 AM. FREAKY PEOPLE IN THERE. PEOPLE LIKE ME. SCURRY.
LIVE. As in the fact that this conversation is existing.
You know what's cool? This.
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:07 am (UTC)But toast!
That IS cool. I have one saved of an old man, but I don't think he's knighted.
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-13 10:13 am (UTC)