I wish I knew why I live like a vampire. Except for the whole blood drinking thing. Will I ever be a real person? Fuck it was like 525,000 degrees out today. I took my kids to the park and wanted to die. What the hell is going on on the internet? I am so creatively lacking lately. All I do is stare at the screen and go BUH BUH BUH like Goldie Hawn in Overboard. You probably haven't seen that. I really, really want some toast but we're out of bread. D:
OMG PROBABLY HAVEN'T EVER SEEN THAT? I HATE YOU FOR YOUR IMPLICATIONS LADY. OF COURSE I HAVE SEEN THAT.
Go to Walmart? Walmart is awesome. For the bread of course, not for vampires or anything.
Oh LIVE like a vampire. I thought you were wondering WHY you LIKED vampires, other than the blood-sucking thing. That changes just about everything.
Idk, the internet is making me sad lately. It's so... behind and not helping me feel the love and boys aren't getting married. It's very depressing and all wtf.
Haha, I'm still ridiculously irritated every time Raylan speaks about Boyd and the meth lab victim. LIKE YOU CARED ABOUT THE DEAD DUDE, COME ON RAYLAN, LET IT GOOOO.
Well it's like, someone's gotta reel Boyd in. Raylan's probably been (trying) to keep him from blowing shit up since he was like, 12 or something. He's like DAMMIT BOYD, WHUT DID I TALE YOU ABOUT BLOWIN' SHIT UP. Meanwhile Boyd's like UH HUH, I HEAR YA RAYLAN. FAHR IN THA HOOOOOLE.
I had a point. I lost it. Oh! Yeah, Raylan doesn't give a shit about the dead C.I. He just cares about Boyd going to far. FOR BOYD.
Oh well when you fucking put it like that, I'm in love with them. Thank you for your brain and explanations Mcgee. Idek. I love them a silly amount and that was just getting to me, but yay enlightenment and MORE love.
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Date: 2010-06-13 09:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-13 09:46 am (UTC)HAVE YOU SEEN THE JUSTIFIED FINALE? You need to see the Justified finale.
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Date: 2010-06-13 09:47 am (UTC)Lol, before we go crazy, I'mma go take my inhaler.
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Date: 2010-06-13 09:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-13 09:56 am (UTC)I wish I knew why I live like a vampire. Except for the whole blood drinking thing. Will I ever be a real person? Fuck it was like 525,000 degrees out today. I took my kids to the park and wanted to die. What the hell is going on on the internet? I am so creatively lacking lately. All I do is stare at the screen and go BUH BUH BUH like Goldie Hawn in Overboard. You probably haven't seen that. I really, really want some toast but we're out of bread. D:
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Date: 2010-06-13 09:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-13 10:00 am (UTC)Go to Walmart? Walmart is awesome. For the bread of course, not for vampires or anything.
Oh LIVE like a vampire. I thought you were wondering WHY you LIKED vampires, other than the blood-sucking thing. That changes just about everything.
Idk, the internet is making me sad lately. It's so... behind and not helping me feel the love and boys aren't getting married. It's very depressing and all wtf.
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:04 am (UTC)HELL NAH. I AIN'T GOING TO WALMART AT 5 AM. FREAKY PEOPLE IN THERE. PEOPLE LIKE ME. SCURRY.
LIVE. As in the fact that this conversation is existing.
You know what's cool? This.
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:05 am (UTC)Ahem. It is a moste goode episode.
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:07 am (UTC)But toast!
That IS cool. I have one saved of an old man, but I don't think he's knighted.
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:07 am (UTC)And omg Olde English, speak to me more...
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Date: 2010-06-13 10:18 am (UTC)I had a point. I lost it. Oh! Yeah, Raylan doesn't give a shit about the dead C.I. He just cares about Boyd going to far. FOR BOYD.
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