ALPHA MIKE FOXTROT

[withimpunity]

 


Not yes, but FUCK YES.

The movie, to steal from maurheti 's words, was RIDICULOUS and also DELIGHTFUL. Delightfully ridiculous, I'd say, pretty much sums it up! I didn't have feeling about Bradley Cooper either way until this movie. Put a firearm in a man's hand and apparently I'm a sure thing. (Wtf, fandom self. IRL self still hates guns.) And in one scene he wears a black t-shirt and it is Moste Goode. Indeed.

My favorite part?

Dude: Are they trying to take out the other drones?
Jessica Biel's character: *rolls eyes* No. They're trying to fly that tank.

SNORFLE. SEE. RIDICULOUS. DELIGHTFUL.

Patrick Wilson's character - I loved him. I cannot tell a lie. Especially in the scene in the car with Pike, and his lackey's being ABSURDLY dumb and Pike being like, "Can someone with a brain shoot me, please? Its my last request!" and then Lackey #2's phone rings and he's got a phone up to one ear and a GUN up to the other and Patrick Wilson is all "GUN OR PHONE. GUN OR PHONE!" Dude, I cracked up. There may have been tears.

OH OH. AND, "This is just like out of Call of Duty, right?" OMG. LOVE. SO MUCH OF IT.

One more thing: I can never un-see Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon. Thanks a lot, Phantom Menace.

In conclusion, and totally unrelated, do we know what tomorrow is, gents? FUCK YEAH TRUE BLOOD DAY THAT'S FUCKING WHAT. I CAN'T WAIT! I'M MOTO, DUDE!

Comments

[gehirnstuerm.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaaaaaah! I can't WAIT to see this movie! And this picture? Holy Mother of God. LIAM NEESON! BRADLEY COOPER! BOTH LOOKING HOT! cwivjsdfaidoqumqw!!!1!

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Iiiiii am not the only who is now rampantly shipping Hannibal/Faceman, right? Because. GOD.

Also, as we never got their backstory, I assume they hooked up - in any sense of the word - while Face was being the best possible rentboy the Rangers have ever had.

(PS. Hi, I just friended you yesterday because I need more Justified people on my flist. And it's not like your other interests seem bad and incompatible to mine. ;)

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

NOOOO. They definitely had a ~thing~ going on.

FACE RENTBOY WHOA SHUTTUP. *dead*

Everyone needs more Justified people! Imma friend you back right now! :D

[anamie-me.livejournal.com]

UNG, not even gonna lie, the best part of the movie hands down was lynch. I came out of it shipping Lynch/Lynch or Lynch/Pike. The part in the car was money. fuck yes.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Lynch/Pike - Goddamn, that's hot. O.O

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

That photo is DELICIOUS.

Also, LYNCH. (Dude. I totally just typed LUNCH. HA!) Lynch, both of them, rocked.

And Bradley, oh, man, Bradley... Did you watch Kitchen Confidential? First of all, hysterically funny. Second, BRADLEY.

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

Put a firearm in a man's hand and apparently I'm a sure thing.

I am with you there, dude. Also, RIDICULOUS and DELIGHTFUL is the perfect summation of this movie.