I'm a vampire, what's your excuse?

[withimpunity]

That? Was fucking epic. I had such a rush when it went off.

So, Jeremy the Greasy Haired Emo Vamp, yeah? That oughta be fun. Elena having to be all, "Bad Jeremy! Use your words, not your teeth!" And Stefan taking him on hunting trips for animals and Damon being a bad influence. No but seriously, I can't see how this is going to play out. Everything else, I have an idea, but this is weird. I mean, how are they going to explain this to Jenna? Is she going to find out about everything? Then what? WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BE SO EMO, KID? Good lawd.

I want to see more Damon teasing Stefan about being a jealous twat. ITS FUNNY. And Stefan will find it funny too, eventually, until it becomes just another one of those, "Oh, he's just being Damon," things. You know, like when he tries to kill people for pissing him off/messing with his friends/cutting in line at the post office. 

Bonnie freaks me out. She's scary.  IT IS SO COOL. I love love LOVED the confrontation between her and Stefan. She's gonna do whatever it takes to protect her town and Stefan's gonna do whatever it takes to protect him and Damon, and Elena is kinda of in the grey area of that little venn diagram. Bonnie rocks SO HARD. Was it just me or did she look really disappointed when Stefan and Damon made it out of the building okay?  Like, "Damn. They lived." 

I love that Damon has more sides. I love when his humanity peeks through. But I will be genuinely sad if he doesn't get to commit random acts of violence early and often. Speaking of, GOD I love his rawr! protective thing, re:Jeremy about Elena. And I like how Damon and Stefan were both almost communicating vicariously through Jeremy and Elena. "He's your brother, he'll forgive you." "She was trying to protect you." And I wish Stefan would stop continuously pointing out that Damon's a monster with no redeeming qualities, no humanity, blah blah blah. Yeah I haven't forgotten about that time he ate the coach, but c'mon! That was 20 episodes ago. He's really grown since then. ;D Stefan needs to look up positive reinforcement. Seriously. These brothers. *sigh* So, so dysfunction yet so, so pretty.

I loved him asking for Damon after they got out of the fire though. And being so transparently sad that he wasn't there. 

I'm not gonna lie, that kiss was HOT. I have such a dilemma, because whereas most people I know considered cheating a squick - I consider it a kink. I like the dirtybadwrongness of it, okay?! Don't judge. Please? :)  BUT that only lasts a second, then I realize OMG STEFAN NO STOPPIT OMG. I do nooooot want to go down that road. I am Team Threesome, nothing more, nothing less. (Okay I'm totally up for more, ngl. HEY ALARIC, HEEEY) I don't know if I'll be able to stomach Stefan and Damon fighting over Elena if that so happens. And I really don't think it will, for some reason. This show seems different to me.  Smarter than the same old love triangle drama llama.

But yes, kiss was smoking. With all the nummy UST. My favorite part, though? Damon Salvtore turning away from Jenna all SHY and shit. Oh my god, Damon. HOW SO ADORBS. My unofficial opinion is that he didn't know it was Katherine. I've watched it a few times and I just didn't pick up on anything. Maybe he felt like something was off - since Elena was, you know, KISSING him and not SLAPPING him. And maybe he put it together after. But I don't think he knew at that moment, exactly. 

I liked watching Elena slice off John's fingers- b/c I thought it WAS Elena, lol. Now, of course, I want me some dark!Elena fic. NOM NOM. But no, its Katherine, bitches! I'm so glad she killed that douchebag. 

But. Uh. Now what? OMGGGG we have the whole summer to think about that. WHEEEEE! This show is my favorite.

PS: THANK YOU FOR STILL BEING ALIVE, ALARIC SALTZMAN. YOU ARE MY HERO. And an honorary Winchester, apparently. 

No commentary on spn currently, for I am trying to repress.

Comments

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Wow... she really did look gorgeous...



Sorry for the random. I was wondering if you could tell me if this is alright or too much?

"Damon..." Katherine coos from where she's straddling his hips, pinning his wrists to the bed with her lithe hands. He blinks harshly, but he's still meeting Stefan's eyes from where he's bound to the bedroom door. Rope forms a criss-cross over his body, and there's a white hanky covering his mouth. His chest is bare and every time he heaves a breath, the rope scratches up against his skin. It'd pink up, burn red if he weren't what he is. His brown breeches are sagging where the knot rests against his navel, and every time his stomach puffs out even slightly, the waist is pushed lower. "Damon," she says sharply. If she'd been able to bind him first, she'd have her fingers on his chin, tugging his face toward hers. "Look at me, not him." She lifts her hand lightening quick and Damon's just trying to communicate silently with Stefan, and the slap catches him up, a shocked breath escaping his mouth and his hips jerk up. Before he can even tame the reddening of his cheeks, her hand is holding him down again, and she's smirking over the top of him. "I thought so..." she says, smug. She's still got all the power, always has.

Wait. If Stefan can't have red marks on his skin, Damon can't blush. I'll have to change that obvs.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

I'll just change it to 'breathing' - before he can tame his breathing.

I think that makes sense, idrk.

edit: Actually I'm pretty sure that whole thing was utter shit. If he wanted to over-turn her he probably could. I was thinking you know, he's surprised, because he didn't think Stefan would be there and all of the sudden he's on his back and his BROTHER is hanging, trapped on the door, probably mislead into believing he was about to get Katherine for real, when she left to go bring Damon in. But I don't think Damon would be that shocked to just LAY there.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

No actually, he can't over power Katherine. Katherine is very, very, very old. I don't think we even know how old she is, just REALLY OLD. And on this show, older vampire can totally own the shit out of younger ones.

And surprise at Stefan being there sounds ABSOLUTELY like Damon. I love all of his little surprised expressions.

And okay for Katherine? Damon would totally lay down like a bitch.

The only thing, if you're worried about it being true to the show, is Katherine was never around Damon and Stefan as vampires. If you want to know more about that, I'll tell you lol.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Oh! So I can make Stefan's stomach rub red, and Damon's cheeks pink up? Cause that would be awesome! I was just trying to be like "okay canon says..." you know? But if they weren't vampires, then that wouldn't even be canon! :D


*hugs* Thanks for everything.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Of course! :D

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Omg dude, that SO Katherine. AND Damon. And how did you know Damon gets bitchslapped ALL THE TIME and LOVES it? Haha. YES.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

:D YAY! Thanks bb!

I didn't know? But it seemed like something she would do. And I know what subs like.

Thank you so much for reading that and giving me your opinion.