I'm a vampire, what's your excuse?

[withimpunity]

That? Was fucking epic. I had such a rush when it went off.

So, Jeremy the Greasy Haired Emo Vamp, yeah? That oughta be fun. Elena having to be all, "Bad Jeremy! Use your words, not your teeth!" And Stefan taking him on hunting trips for animals and Damon being a bad influence. No but seriously, I can't see how this is going to play out. Everything else, I have an idea, but this is weird. I mean, how are they going to explain this to Jenna? Is she going to find out about everything? Then what? WHY'D YOU HAVE TO BE SO EMO, KID? Good lawd.

I want to see more Damon teasing Stefan about being a jealous twat. ITS FUNNY. And Stefan will find it funny too, eventually, until it becomes just another one of those, "Oh, he's just being Damon," things. You know, like when he tries to kill people for pissing him off/messing with his friends/cutting in line at the post office. 

Bonnie freaks me out. She's scary.  IT IS SO COOL. I love love LOVED the confrontation between her and Stefan. She's gonna do whatever it takes to protect her town and Stefan's gonna do whatever it takes to protect him and Damon, and Elena is kinda of in the grey area of that little venn diagram. Bonnie rocks SO HARD. Was it just me or did she look really disappointed when Stefan and Damon made it out of the building okay?  Like, "Damn. They lived." 

I love that Damon has more sides. I love when his humanity peeks through. But I will be genuinely sad if he doesn't get to commit random acts of violence early and often. Speaking of, GOD I love his rawr! protective thing, re:Jeremy about Elena. And I like how Damon and Stefan were both almost communicating vicariously through Jeremy and Elena. "He's your brother, he'll forgive you." "She was trying to protect you." And I wish Stefan would stop continuously pointing out that Damon's a monster with no redeeming qualities, no humanity, blah blah blah. Yeah I haven't forgotten about that time he ate the coach, but c'mon! That was 20 episodes ago. He's really grown since then. ;D Stefan needs to look up positive reinforcement. Seriously. These brothers. *sigh* So, so dysfunction yet so, so pretty.

I loved him asking for Damon after they got out of the fire though. And being so transparently sad that he wasn't there. 

I'm not gonna lie, that kiss was HOT. I have such a dilemma, because whereas most people I know considered cheating a squick - I consider it a kink. I like the dirtybadwrongness of it, okay?! Don't judge. Please? :)  BUT that only lasts a second, then I realize OMG STEFAN NO STOPPIT OMG. I do nooooot want to go down that road. I am Team Threesome, nothing more, nothing less. (Okay I'm totally up for more, ngl. HEY ALARIC, HEEEY) I don't know if I'll be able to stomach Stefan and Damon fighting over Elena if that so happens. And I really don't think it will, for some reason. This show seems different to me.  Smarter than the same old love triangle drama llama.

But yes, kiss was smoking. With all the nummy UST. My favorite part, though? Damon Salvtore turning away from Jenna all SHY and shit. Oh my god, Damon. HOW SO ADORBS. My unofficial opinion is that he didn't know it was Katherine. I've watched it a few times and I just didn't pick up on anything. Maybe he felt like something was off - since Elena was, you know, KISSING him and not SLAPPING him. And maybe he put it together after. But I don't think he knew at that moment, exactly. 

I liked watching Elena slice off John's fingers- b/c I thought it WAS Elena, lol. Now, of course, I want me some dark!Elena fic. NOM NOM. But no, its Katherine, bitches! I'm so glad she killed that douchebag. 

But. Uh. Now what? OMGGGG we have the whole summer to think about that. WHEEEEE! This show is my favorite.

PS: THANK YOU FOR STILL BEING ALIVE, ALARIC SALTZMAN. YOU ARE MY HERO. And an honorary Winchester, apparently. 

No commentary on spn currently, for I am trying to repress.

Comments

[jameserin.livejournal.com]

i love damon. the end.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

What do you think about the kiss? You think he looked like he knew it was Katherine?

[jameserin.livejournal.com]

i think he picked up on something by the time he wiped his mouth off.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Probably so, probably so. Next season is going to be hella interesting.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

BONNIE IS THE BADEST BITCH EVER, LOVE HER. She was definitely disappointed when they came out. She only did it to keep not-Bella-but-Elena from running into the fire. I feel like, since I dnw Stefan, I should just ship Bonnie/Elena. But I kinda think Bonnie's better than that.

I think I definitely ship Damon/Katherine though. And uh, maybe I want an early American D/s story where Katherine just OWNS him. Maybe. Cause Damon is a sweet boy. I haven't seen him kill all these people, but I've come to the understanding that vampires DO that. So I really dgaf that he's killed people. Like more power to you, Damon. Stefan should probably get over it.

I tried to find VPD icons I liked and then realized I only wanted a Bonnie icon, and that most people, apparently just like to icon Elena, Stefan, and Damon. Sad.

EDIT:

Oh and I completely agree. I think Damon thought it was Elena. I think it confused him, but I also kind of think his heart beat the hell out of his chest. And he probably walked home a little dazed.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

No, no. There are Bonnie icons! I've seen many! I have one, in fact.

Bonnie does deserve better than Elena. In one interview, Nina admits that Elena's been a shitty firend.

See, this is why you need to watch the rest of the season. There are actual flashbacks in which katherine DOES dom the fuck out of Damon. She basically THE Head Bitch.

Stefan should TOTALLY get over it. Stefan wasn't always self righteous and drinking animal bloood, though. He was a bad boy once too and that's why Damon is so GRR with him. He just wants to have fun with his brother again, like the used to. Killing people, biting things.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

HOW CUTE WAS IT WHEN HE TURNED AWAY FROM JENNA, ALL SHY AND EMBARRASSED OR SOMETHING IDK.

Its like, Damon. You've got A HUNDRED years on that lady, what are you hiding from? So you're making out with your brother's girlfriend. Its far from the worse thing you've done, rofl.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

You forgot double-teaming girls.

Wow, no wonder Damon's kind of a prick sometimes. I'd be hella upset if I was killing people with someone and they randomly just decided that was a bad idea.

Omg, Nina Dobrev must get off so hard on playing Katherine.

I will look more when I'm not being all meh/tired/bored-with-your-face, for Bonnie icons.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

It was very cute :D

LMAO, right. He's just backwards, adorably so.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

http://isisgodiva.livejournal.com/21821.html - a start. There is lots of Bonnie love in this fandom.

That's exactly why Damon's a prick. He's lonely because his brother, who he has to spend eternity with, pretty much shunned him. And his cray-cray girlfriend just up and left him. Boy has issues. Pretty, pretty issues.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Omggg, why is she so pretty?!

Ew, Stefan. There are reasons I dislike you besides your face.

[streussal.livejournal.com]

until it becomes just another one of those, "Oh, he's just being Damon," things. You know, like when he tries to kill people for pissing him off/messing with his friends/cutting in line at the post office.

OH DAMON. He's so special. And he's now feeling feelings!! I tend to sympathize with Stefan more though. I mean, Damon's been a dick to him for a hell of a long time. He's used to relating in a different way. But they still love each other!

Bonnie was amazing tonight. She helped Stefan and Damon out of the burning building for Elena's sake. And Damon better behave himself OR ELSE but Stefan will totally keep Damon safe. He's used to hiding bodies. ...god, why is that a sign of love.

Damon looking slightly embarrassed at Jenna was interesting. And he better put it together soon, damnit.

Katherine is amazing. And I actually bought Nina Dobrev as an evil vampire, despite her not working for me in the flashbacks. (I liked Katherine anyways, but it was more of a theoretical liking.)

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

What say you of Bonnie/Caroline?

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

I do sympathize with Stefan more. OMG Lexy. D: But haha, Damon is having such a hard time with his ~feelings~ now, that everytime Stefan makes a jab about how he doesn't truly care about anyone I'm like OMG HIS FAAACE.

ut Stefan will totally keep Damon safe. He's used to hiding bodies. ...god, why is that a sign of love.

I love everything about this. And agree. YEP.

Nina worked that last scene, dayum.

[streussal.livejournal.com]

I really adore how screwed up their relationship is. Including the moments of pseudo-functionality. Oh, boys.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Its very early and I just imagined you saying that in Captain Jack Sparrow's voice.

I mean. Bonnie/Caroline would be kind of angsty. Because Caroline is always angsting about how everyone loves Elena best and Bonnie obviously misses her best friend and hates those eebil vampires for taking her away and putting them in the mess they're in and making Bonnie choose sides.

A lot of people ship Bonnie/Damon.

I don't really ship Bonnie with anyone, I just think she's BAD. ASS. and hot as the sun.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

One of my favorite bro moments is in the episode Lexy is in, when she's trying to get Stefan to dance and he's like, "Uh, just tell me if you see Damon with a camera phone."

Its like, really? THAT'S what you're worried about? Because all the killing and maiming, that's just as embarrassing/inconvenient to him as youtube videos of him shaking his ass or something. Idek.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm sure Jack is all for girl-girl action.

I can see Bonnie/Damon, but I can't ship it. I don't think I will, even if I see more of the series.

I probably won't ship her with anyone either. It just seems like a waste not to.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

It does, I know!

Bonnie/Katherine. Eh, eh?

[streussal.livejournal.com]

But if someone saw a youtube vid of him dancing, they wouldn't think he was so mysterious and dangerous anymore! Who takes a vampire with silly dancing seriously?

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Damon must be stopped, obviously. ;)

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Oh my fuck.

Hell why not Katherine/Everyone. As long as she's the dominant, I want her on everyone? All the time?

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

From what I know about Katherine, she would approve of this.

Related: Ian has said in an interview, that you're naive if you think that Stefan's not still just as in love with Katherine as Damon is. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SEASON TWO. Shit is going to be epic. Fucked up, and epic.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Well I'm sure Stefan is, getting Elena all dressed up like her replica. Silly boy...

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

And Katherine's been invited in to Elena's HOUSE. This is no good.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Dude, both of their faces when they saw Elena in her Founder's Day dress. Priceless.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

I was only partially paying attention at first, lmao.

I was kind of like "Oh. Vampire Diaries is on. If I leave it on my tv, I might become addicted. Dangerous. But I have the internet to distract me! *here comes the end* OMG <3333" Like, that worked really well. *sigh*

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Omg dw. So hard. Where is the orgy fic?!

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

It went something like this

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Wow... she really did look gorgeous...



Sorry for the random. I was wondering if you could tell me if this is alright or too much?

"Damon..." Katherine coos from where she's straddling his hips, pinning his wrists to the bed with her lithe hands. He blinks harshly, but he's still meeting Stefan's eyes from where he's bound to the bedroom door. Rope forms a criss-cross over his body, and there's a white hanky covering his mouth. His chest is bare and every time he heaves a breath, the rope scratches up against his skin. It'd pink up, burn red if he weren't what he is. His brown breeches are sagging where the knot rests against his navel, and every time his stomach puffs out even slightly, the waist is pushed lower. "Damon," she says sharply. If she'd been able to bind him first, she'd have her fingers on his chin, tugging his face toward hers. "Look at me, not him." She lifts her hand lightening quick and Damon's just trying to communicate silently with Stefan, and the slap catches him up, a shocked breath escaping his mouth and his hips jerk up. Before he can even tame the reddening of his cheeks, her hand is holding him down again, and she's smirking over the top of him. "I thought so..." she says, smug. She's still got all the power, always has.

Wait. If Stefan can't have red marks on his skin, Damon can't blush. I'll have to change that obvs.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

I'll just change it to 'breathing' - before he can tame his breathing.

I think that makes sense, idrk.

edit: Actually I'm pretty sure that whole thing was utter shit. If he wanted to over-turn her he probably could. I was thinking you know, he's surprised, because he didn't think Stefan would be there and all of the sudden he's on his back and his BROTHER is hanging, trapped on the door, probably mislead into believing he was about to get Katherine for real, when she left to go bring Damon in. But I don't think Damon would be that shocked to just LAY there.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Omg dude, that SO Katherine. AND Damon. And how did you know Damon gets bitchslapped ALL THE TIME and LOVES it? Haha. YES.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

:D YAY! Thanks bb!

I didn't know? But it seemed like something she would do. And I know what subs like.

Thank you so much for reading that and giving me your opinion.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

No actually, he can't over power Katherine. Katherine is very, very, very old. I don't think we even know how old she is, just REALLY OLD. And on this show, older vampire can totally own the shit out of younger ones.

And surprise at Stefan being there sounds ABSOLUTELY like Damon. I love all of his little surprised expressions.

And okay for Katherine? Damon would totally lay down like a bitch.

The only thing, if you're worried about it being true to the show, is Katherine was never around Damon and Stefan as vampires. If you want to know more about that, I'll tell you lol.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Oh! So I can make Stefan's stomach rub red, and Damon's cheeks pink up? Cause that would be awesome! I was just trying to be like "okay canon says..." you know? But if they weren't vampires, then that wouldn't even be canon! :D


*hugs* Thanks for everything.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Of course! :D

[gehirnstuerm.livejournal.com]

Bonnie rocks SO HARD.
I KNOW! I don't understand why people are hating on her. Sure, playing Elena wasn't nice, but come ON, if she hadn't disabled that weapon thingy, many people would have died! And the confrontation between her and Stefan was really awesome.

I'm not gonna lie, that kiss was HOT.
YES! IT WAS! This show is so awesome, I love everyone, I'm happy to ship everyone/everyone, I'm rooting for all sides of the love-triangle... it's delicious. There really should be sex pollen.

Maybe he felt like something was off
That's what I think. He was completely in the moment and then he was like "Waaaait...". The way he turned and wiped his mouth, I think he really felt something was off. And he's a smart boy, he'll figure it out.

GAH, is it September yet?

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

I'm happy to ship everyone/everyone

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING. That's why I've found it so hard to write anything, lol. Its like tug of war inside mah brain.

[gehirnstuerm.livejournal.com]

Heh. Damon/Alaric trumps everything for me, at least writing-wise. Very inspiring, these boys :D

[queen125.livejournal.com]

I really hope they don't go the Stefan and Damon fighting over Elena because then I would have to stop watching. Stuff like that gets old really fast.

When Elena was kissing Damon, I thought it was hot, too. But then I was like, 'Whore! Why are you doing this to Stefan?'
Then it was Katherine. :o

I'm so happy Alaric survivied. can't say much about next season, but a girl can hope.

At first I was pissed at Bonnie, but then I understood where she was coming from. In the end, I thought she did the right thing. She helped protect her town.

I love Stefan and Damon.