I knew him

LOL I love my stupid brother sometimes. He's sixteen and generally a pain in the ass sixteen year old boy, but we squee about the same tv shows and movies and quote shit all the time together, which annoys my husband like crazy, but usually results in stuff like this:

Brother: *leaves my house, 'accidentally' squealing the tires on his Blazer*
Me: *texts* "Really, dude?"
Brother: "It had a half a tank of gas, its dark, and I was wearing sunglasses."
Me: *facepalm*

LOL XD. Totally random, that is our way of life.