wow in my mouth

[withimpunity]

Yes, its true.  I pretty much only go to Starbucks to flirt with the cute, have-to-be-at least-a-little-bit-bi, caffeine wired girls that work there. 

Today I just wanted a hot chocolate and she was all trying to talk me in to getting a salted caramel one at the drive through and she goes, "Seriously, they're so good.  They're like WOW in your mouth."  And I was like, O_O.  But I really just wanted a plain hot chocolate, so that's what I ordered. And when she brought me my hot chocolate, she also brought me a teeny sample of the salted caramel and was like, "seriously, you gotta try this and taste the epicness in your mouth." OMFG IT WAS SO GOOD, I'M PRETTY SURE I MADE ORGASM FACE.  It probably didn't hurt that my tits look epic in this red Henley. 

I LOVE STARBUCKS. Today was a good day. 

I miss my Scotty.

Annnd I can't stop using this icon.  WANT.

Comments

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

I can't WAIT to make noises. Then the girl behind the counter will be all OMG YOU MAKE HOT NOISES LET'S DO IT and I'll be like SORRY I'M MARRIED TO GENEVIEVE CORTESE, MAYBE LATER..... what is wrong with me?

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

LOL THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD, BB XD

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you totally think I'm awesome.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Do you have epic boobs? THEN YES, YES I DO.

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

LOL. I don't *cries* My boobs are not epic at all.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

PSSH I DON'T BELIEVE THAT. YOU'RE EPIC BECAUSE...YOU'RE EPIC. HAH.

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

LOL. Whatever. I can see my own boobs RIGHT NOW. I know what's up.