cry for help

[withimpunity]

I have to bring a "dish" to this homeschool back to school party at the park on Friday. At the park in Florida. At the park in Florida in bleeding AUGUST.  What the hell am I supposed to bring that won't spontaneously combust or go bad or melt before I even get out of my car?

Anyone got any ideas?

Comments

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck!!

Pringles.