i like teh boys with teh issues, k?

[withimpunity]

Been feeling kinda blah lately. Passing the time and filling up space with useless memes. Ignore if that's not your bag, baybee.




List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life.


1. Dean Winchester:
- He's prettier than me.
- He doesn't have time for chicks, what with all the getting seriously maimed, going to hell, coming back, fighting demon wars, crying over daddy, etc.
- Don't want to be on the receiving end of Sam's jealous!bitchface tantrum of doom. There could be blood.
- Besides, too much angst for me to handle. I've got enough of my own. I'd rather just sit back and watch the boys enjoy themselves. ;D

2. Malcolm Reynolds - aka Captain Tightpants
- He's prettier than me.
- He's got this thing for exotic whores companions, which I am not.
- I wouldn't want to get in the way of his exciting crime.
- Or take him away from Kaylee.

3. Young!Sirius Black
- Also prettier than me.
- He's quite slutty. Especially with Remus.
- And James
- And Regulus
- He's got all that family drama. BLACK'S IZ SCARY

4. Billy/Dr. Horrible
- Bursting out into song is pretty cool in theory, but I doubt its that awesome when you're trying to have hot secks.
- I wouldn't get along with moist. I do not like moist things!
- He'd keep bringing up her. What a buzzkill.

5. Nathan Petrelli
- He's prettier than EVERYONE.
- Too busy saving the world to give me the proper attention I would require from his awesome bod of awesomeness. - I hear he's totally in love with his baby brother. Wait - that's not a problem! NATHAN I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!!

Comments

[eryslash.livejournal.com]

LOL at everything but especially at #5. Ehehehehhee.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Man, do I agree about Dean. Only I'm sure in five minutes we would be ready to strangle eachother. Shame that. Oh, and of course, the whole fictional thing makes it a bit difficult. ;P

God, I love memes.

[kilynn16.livejournal.com]

Yay I love useless memes! Ganking.

Lol you make some REALLY good points about Billy/Dr. Horrible.

[cosmicavatar.livejournal.com]

Heeee! Good choices. And the reasons as to why it wouldn't work would apply to me too, but that WOULDN'T STOP ME HAVING A BLOODY GOOD CRACK AT THEM.

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

*cracks the fuck up at 3. And Mal's alias, even though I prefer that episode where he's in the desert wearing no pants...*