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[withimpunity]

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. Okay probably not the funniest, but damn close. EEE! EEE! Is it wrong that I totally thought of Hayden when I saw these?

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[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

OMG! Dolphin-condom sex! I totally did think of Hayden! *laughs her ass off* The second thing I thought was, "Ooh! I've always wanted to pet and ride a dolphin!" So I was picturing this guy putting the condom on and being like, "It's okay, baby. Look, it's a dolphin! Come say hello to the dolphin."