poke it in the eye!

[withimpunity]

I have recently realized via an epiphany nudged by my husband, how very picky I am about food, but ESPECIALLY subs. Tonight they put regular mustard on it instead of deli mustard LIKE I ASKED and blech. I don’t like it, and I won’t eat it. Oh hai, I’m Daisy. Daisy Adair. Anywhoo.

Haha, on this Backyardigans episode, Euniqua name's the dolphine Sea Triscuit. *sporfle*

So I’ve been reading about using honey to cure allergies, and found a link entitled “New Allergy Cure: Put honey in your eyes.” O_O Idk. Something about that just sounds fishy. Sticky, actually. I don’t know though, mine were itching so bad today that I wore my sunglasses whenever I had to go in somewhere. They either thought I was a battered housewife or a Blues Brother. I may or may not have told one of them I was on a mission from Gahd.

This lemon-honey green tea isn’t half bad. I may become a healthier person after all. Whoodathunk.

If the actors strike and my Dean has to stay all meat-hooked until they resolve it, I WILL CUT A BITCH. ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT, CHRIST. I mean it.

I AM GETTING A SITTER AND GOING TO SEE ROBERT FUCKING DOWN JR IN IRONMAN TOMORROW. 

I'm about to start reading this bigbang mpreg J2 fic.  This shit is bananas. 

*fades into nothing*

Comments

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

McGee,

a) I was gone a solid week and you didn't make a single angsty "My Scotty is GONE. *HEAVING SOB*" post. I'm simultaneously proud and slightly worried you found a new girlfriend while I was gone. OMG.

b) Yellowstone smells like a fart. I was like "Who did it?" and Yellowstone was like >_>.

c) I GOT HOME, SPRINTED INSIDE, AND YOU'RE NOT ONLINE.

d) I'm gonna go call you and tell you to get online.

e) OMG I LOVE YOU AND I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

[keldjinfae-moon.livejournal.com]

"'Who did it?' and Yellowstone was like >_>"

*laughs hysterically*