shh, i'm supposed to be asleeeep

[withimpunity]

Roflrofl this is so terribly terrible. But what's really terrible is that is gave me a plot bunny. O_o

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The Miracle Of The Owl

Dean hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like the fire of a thousand suns.. He loathed it.

Every December, Dean would feel himself getting all loud inside. He refused to put up a Christmas baseball, he snapped at anyone sweaty enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Dean had to go to the mall to buy an enormous scissors. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing quickly around and so much Christmas music blaring freakishly, he thought his lips would explode.

Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a hot man collecting for charity. Dean never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the hot man dropped his bells and ran in a tree. There was a strong owl right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the hot man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Dean rushed out and blindly pushed them both out of the way. There was a smooth bang and then everything went dark.

When Dean woke up, he was in an amazing room. There was a Christmas baseball in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Dean's face hurt. A lot.

The hot man came into the room. "I'm so pliant!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Sam. You saved me from the truck. But your face is broken."

Dean hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas baseball up and his face was broken, he felt quite ridiculous, especially when he looked at Sam.

"Your face must hurt recently," Sam said. "I think this will help." And he touched Dean several times.

Now Dean felt very ridiculous indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Sam. "I love you," he said, and kissed Sam extremely.

"I love you too," said Sam. Just then, the owl ran into the room and nuzzled Dean's ear. "I brought him home with us," Sam said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Dean said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

Owl nuzzling Dean's ear!!! Kissed Sam extremely!! Come on! \o/

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