so bored without her scotty

[withimpunity]

AGE: 26

WHERE DID YOU GROW UP: Floriduh

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A creek?

2. What's the thing you push around the grocery store called.
Buggy and/or husband

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Lunchbox

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
Skillet or just a pan

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
couch

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gutters?

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
porch

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverage.
Growing up I called it coke, someone got me calling it Soda at one point and now my family looks at me weird when I say it. >_>

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
pancake

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Sub

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Um, I usually just call them shorts or board shorts, lol.  Hopefully never speedos! O_O

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Tennish shoes

13. Putting a room in order.
Cleaning up

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
roly poly?

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Teeter-totter.

17. How do you eat your pizza?
Er.  From the point end back? rofl. The normal way?!

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Yard sale/Garage sale

19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
basement

21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
fountain

22: If something is diagonally located, where is it in relation to you?
Caddie corner

23. What do you call the place where the water comes out of the sink?
Faucet.

24. What are the four points of the compass?

North, South, East, and West. Wtf?

25. What's the plural of 'you'?

Ya'll

Comments

[force-oblique.livejournal.com]

Heeh, cute!!!
Unfortunately English is not my native language so i lost a few puns I guess but still lol