withimpunity | THIS RPF IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY STRAWBERRIES DACQUIRISH AND THE NUMBERS 2008

Title: Auld Lang Syne : Cake and Gin
Pairing: Jack Coleman/Kristen Bell RPF FOLKS
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Just remember, you were very, very drunk.a/n: HAPPY FRICKIN NEW YEAR, PEEPZ. I plan on writing more rpf for this same "verse" with different pairings, such as Milo/Adrian, dur. This was for

bigfiction who requested jack/kristen cake covering "i will survive" and Gin. Any other requests? Throw 'em at me. I can take it. Doesn't necessarily have to go along with this one. Say, if you want to read Jack/Hadyen *cough* that could be possible. Totally possible. Oh, I'm not writing Halo though. Justno.

Coleman!" Kristen shrieked, jumping onto his back from behind, wrapping her arms around his neck as she dug her heels into his legs and held on tightly.

"Kris-ten?" Jack choked out, gasping for air.

"Oh, whoops," Kristen said, loosening her arms from around his neck as she slid down his back and straightened her dress. "Hello, is that gin? I love gin."

Jack chuckled as she stole the clear plastic cup out of his hand and knocked it back. "It's possible you've had enough gin tonight, Miss Bell."

Kristen put her finger to her lips, pretending to think on Jack's suggestion. "Nope, not possible," She replied, shaking her head excessively. "Oh! Cake!"

Jack glared at Adrian as he laughed and threw his arm around Milo, whispering something that made Milo snicker as Kristen dragged him to the middle of the room. It took Jack a little longer than he liked to realize Kristen had been talking about the music that was playing and not that she wanted more dessert. It sounded a little like Gloria Gaynor's I will survive.

Jack stood awkwardly in the middle of Adrian's living room, stuffing his hands into his pockets as Kristen spun and twirled in front of him, shaking her hair out of the twisty things that had been holding it on top of her head. The pink in her cheeks was beginning to spread to the rest of her face, making her look even younger than she was.

"Twirl me, dammit," She demanded gleefully with a smile that could make anyone feel warm all over. At least, that's what Jack blamed the warmth spreading throughout his body on; that and all the gin and screwdrivers he'd consumed tonight. Jack smiled and took Kristen's hand, spinning her around in circle after circle until the dizziness hit and she barreled straight into his chest.

"Oof," Kristen giggled and rested her head on Jack's chest, slipping her arms around his back. "Being this awesome is exhausting, you know."

Jack fidgeted his hands uncomfortably, unsure of where he should put them. He could practically hear Adrian's voice in his head calling him a pussy, so he rested his hands on Kristen's waist, feeling proud of himself as he swayed with her to the strange beat of the music. Yep, definitely "I Will Survive."

"Maybe its time for you to go home," Jack bent his head and said to her through a curtain of blond hair.

"Is that an offer, Mr. Coleman?" Kristen looked up at him and winked, raising onto her tiptoes to lick him on the nose. "I like you."

Jack chuckled nervously and wiped the saliva off the tip of his nose with the back of his hand. Good lord, Kristen was drunk. He must be too, in fact; why else would he be slow dancing to Cake in the middle of Adrian's living room with a pretty girl. A pretty girl that wasn't his wife. A pretty girl young enough to be his daughter.

"I like you too, Kristen," he replied, patting her on the head affectionaly the way a man his age should treat a girl her age. "You're a very pretty girl." What the hell?

"Oh Jack," Kristen giggled. "Stop being a gentleman and kiss me."

"Wait-" Jack liked to think that he was fighting against the soft, sugary lips pressing against his as the room erupted in a chorus of cheers, good wishes, and clinking glasses. He reminded himself how very, very drunk he was as he swept his tongue across Kristen's lips, fingers curling around her slender hip bones, tugging her closer, as she parted her lips and his tongue slipped inside, making contact with her own. He groaned deep in his throat as Kristen sucked his tongue into her mouth and pulled his bottom lip between her teeth, pressing her body against him. She was all soft, warm curves and greedy hands, finally settling on each side of his face as she pulled out of the kiss, leaving both of their faces flushed and gasping for breath.

"Happy New Year, Coleman," she winked, standing on her the tips of her toes to whisper next to his ear. "Just remember, you were really, really drunk."

"Right," Jack grinned, slipping his arm around her waist as they joined the rest of the crowd in a horribly tone-deaf, alcohol induced version of Auld Lang Syne. He leaned in before she started singing to whisper in her ear and okay, maybe brush his lips across her neck. "I really do like you, Kristen."

"I like you too Jack," She grinned, pinching his side as she opened her mouth wide as it would go, joining the rest of the cast for the last few lines.

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And auld lang syne?

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From:

eryslash.livejournal.com

Woah, you made me read a RPF pairing that isn't part of the Holy OT4 (Aka: Jack, Hayden, Milo and Adrian. I can see all of them in every combination - the rest of the cast I love almost as much, but I just...don't ship them).
And you made me LIKE it. Oh, Jack, mhmmm.
Yeah, I'm voting for Adrian/Milo and Jack/Milo and Jack/Hayden. But for Jack/Milo especially - it's a pairing I never see around, but HE KISSED HIS HAND! And LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! The world needs more Jack/Milo, right?