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[withimpunity]

 So like, apparently this week wasn't done curbstomping the SHIT out of me.

I dropped my girls off at school this morning and her teacher takes me aside to tell me how she doesn't think Dylan is progressing socially, that she just doesn't get how kids work, basically.  And apparently she tattles too much. Not in the way that most kids tattle (because they want to get other kids in trouble) but because she actually feels like the kids are doing something wrong and that she needs to tell someone, and because she hasn't fully comprehended yet that this is just how other kids are. They say stupid shit and they do stupid things. She comes home and tells me how rude they are and yeah, she just doesn't get why they act the way they do. I'm sure that's probably annoying for the teacher, but seriously, fuck off.

I mean. I didn't mean that. Maybe I did, I don't know. This is all my fault.

AND THEN. You thought I was done? SO DID I. Ten o'clock I get a phone call from the school calling me to come pick her up because they're experiencing a headlice outbreak in her class. HAPPY HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING JOY. 

Killmekillemekillmenow.


Deep breaths. 

Comments

[jameserin]

i'd tattle on little kids too, they're dicks. GO DYLAN.

[twincy]

^ seconded. Clearly your kids are too awesome for this world. GEE I WONDER WHO THEY GOT THAT FROM.

[withimpunity]

YOU ARE TOO AWESOME FOR ME. I don't deserve so much awesomeness.

GUESS WHO GOT A PAID ACCOUNT? THISBIIIIITCH.

[twincy]

\o/

[withimpunity]

They ARE dicks. Idk, I'm trying to be like, responsible and mature about this, but I just wanna wave my arms and go "You're a 1st grade teacher, STOP WHINING." But I also have a complete understanding of my kids' issues. I know that there are things I have to work with her on. I just don't feel that it should be much of a problem for her teacher, you know?

[withimpunity]

I like that icon. *snogs it*

[sir-yessir.livejournal.com]

Clearly you're a failure as a parent because you, uh... taught her right from wrong? And that she should get help from an authority figure when she can't handle a situation on her own? OH NO, MCGEE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

[withimpunity]

LOLOL WAY TO BRING A CRAZY MAD GRIN TO MY FACE, DUDE. Ilu, seriously.