drabble distraction

[withimpunity]

I could really use some distraction at the moment, so I'm gonna be writing some 100-200 word drabbles.

Prompt me if you like!

-Generation Kill only please
-prompt with a pairing and a word (or two.)
-No Brad/Nate (I'm not hating, I just can't write it.)
- God I'm bossy.

Comments

[withimpunity]

Cool story bro: So over here, we just call them motorcycles, right? Or bikes, sometimes. (Or maybe its just the area I come from, idk.) Anyway, the first time I remember hearing "motorbike" for motorcycle was in Harry Potter. I read this prompt and instantly thought of Sirius' motorbike and THEN instantly inserted Brad and Ray in place of Remus and Sirius and lo, it was awesome.

[twincy]

OKAY WHAT THE WORD MOTORBIKE MAKES ME THINK OF SIRIUS TOO. See, I was just going to say "bike" but then ... you know, I'm Dutch, that just makes me think of the non-motorized kind, which, by the way, is totally what I thought Brad meant the first time I watched GK and then he started talking about the SPEED and I was like "lols okay I REALISE MY MISTAKE HERE" p.s. Brad on a bicycle = hilarious mental image right there

IN CONCLUSION: IDK WHY I SAID MOTORBIKE. I am rereading Prisoner of Azkaban but I'm still at the stage where everyone thinks Sirius is a psycho mass murderer.

Ray would be Remus, right? I don't know why that makes more sense to me than the reverse.

RAMBLES LIKE A DRUNK THING LOL SELF GET BACK TO WRITING YEAH.

[withimpunity]

I hadn't figured out who was who yet! They're both very...VERY! But I cannot say I haven't had werewolf!Ray thoughts, so yeeeah. And Brad checking on him in the infirmary and crawling in the bed and snuggling up with him a la shoebox_project. And Brad with the leather jacket and the motorbike, Brad making fun of Ray for reading YEATS all the damn time, Brad and Walt and Nate all turning into ANIMALS because they're all brothers, yo. Nate would be James and poor Walt would be Wormtail, but he'd be the worlds CUTEST Wormtail with the best pornstar tongue EVER.

What just happened there.

[twincy]

I'M NOT SURE WORMTAIL BLOWS EVERYONE ELSE IN CANON OR IN SHOEBOX PROJECT. JSYK.

NATE WOULD BE JAMES, MAN. AND HAVE AN ANNOYING MINI!NATE THAT BRAD WOULD FAWN OVER FROM AN OUTLAW-Y DISTANCE AND RAY WOULD TEACH TO DEFEAT BOGGARTS.

MAN, NOW I AM SAD ABOUT WORMTAIL!WALT GETTING HIS PRETTY FINGERS SLICED OFF. BY VOLDE!ENCINO MAN. :(

[withimpunity]

Oh fuck, now I have to write professor!Ray.