he's just trying to feed his robot family

[withimpunity]

 

Ngl, I laughed embarrassingly hard at this scene. There might have been tears.

DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES.

eta: Unrelated, but I am having SUCH issues with my laptop. Apparently my battery in it is dying or something, because it will not hold a charge if its not plugged in. It lasts like, five-10 minutes then kapoof. And NOW there's apparently something fubar'd with my power cord too or possibly the plug-in bit where it plugs into my laptop, because if I dont have it sitting in just the right position, it won't charge. So here I am, sitting in my chair with my back all stiff because I don't want to move too much, else my computer will die. I have no idea why I'm telling any of you this, so I'll stop now. But if I drop off the face of the earth (ie the internet) you'll all know why. 

Comments

[twincy.livejournal.com]

NO BUT SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STOMACH ANOTHER "AMERICANS GO TO EUROPE! EVERYTHING IS SILLY! ESPECIALLY AMSTERDAM HAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH AMSTERDAM DUDE" FILM.

Ngl I don't even really like Amsterdam but that doesn't mean foreigners get to diss it. You don't understaaaaaand.

Though I do feel this film is a fairly accurate reflection of the average young American tourist in Europe. I've met a fair few of them in hostels in various places and wow, the douche is strong with those ones.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

I can get behind that. In a same but different way, I'm sick of the Americans go to Europe! trope too. I don't know anyone that's been to Europe! Not everyone goes to Europe!

I would hate to run into a douchey American like in Eurotrip. I would probably punch them in the groin area.

[twincy.livejournal.com]

Also: EUROPE IS NOT A COUNTRY. It's fifty countries that are all distinctly different from one another and I know that states in the US try to pretend they're oh so autonomous and culturally distinct but it is NOT. THE. SAME.

... though what's more annoying than fictional American douche tourists is real life European douche people who go to NYC and come back and then don't shut up about it EVER AGAIN. Look, I've never been, but I'm fairly fucking certain it can't be as whoamazing as you're pretending it is.

I would probably punch them in the groin area.
Haha unless it was Cooper, in which case, face it, you'd make sure to spare the groin area for uh, later use.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

People go on about how amazing NYC is? I've never been myself either, but Jesus. I don't think its that awesome.

We'd have crazy European sex! In Europe! Heh. ;)

[twincy.livejournal.com]

It's just a city! I imagine it has buildings and people, like most cities. I just don't get the fuss. (Trufax: I'd much rather visit New Orleans/Austin/Portland/D.C./anywhere really)

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

*I* would definitely much rather visit New Orleans or San Antonio or Austin, or Orlando even. I get made fun of b/c I live in Florida and have never been to Disney World. Whatever, its like a 12 hour drive!

[twincy.livejournal.com]

... and it's Disney World. Which is fun if you're a fan of plastic, and creepy people in creepy costumes, and plastic. I've been to the one in Paris and it is so depressing. Everything is literally fake and hollow and idk how anyone over the age of 8 who is not on drugs could enjoy it.

... but that's just me. I like trees (real trees) and open space and places that aren't crowded where no one's trying to make you buy stuff. I'm radical like that. >_>

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Dude, people in costumes creep me out beyond the telling. I don't see how CHILDREN could even like it. Mine sure don't. They still scream when they see Santa, rofl.

Take that and my serious crowd-o-phobia and yeah, I'll take a National Park of Disney World any fucking day of the week.

[twincy.livejournal.com]

Amen.

+ American national parks have like, GRIZZLIES and shit which is way cool. Fuck yeah, bears!

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

That made me think about my favorite macro. Haha.

[twincy.livejournal.com]

IT'S OKAY MR/MRS/MS BEAR, I STILL HEART YOU. plz don't eat me

[svilleficrecs.livejournal.com]

Not to come off like a smug New Yorker but ... there really is a unique vibe/energy to the place that you're only going to get by coming here. It's not just another city (while there are plenty of parts that are just-another-city-ish), particularly in Manhattan... It's not for everyone, but film/video can't begin to capture it. It's just a bunch of buildings the same way the Grand Canyon is just a bunch of rocks, but until you've been here, it's impossible to get it, I think.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

True! Its most definitely something I want to experience one day.