textsfromlastnight

[withimpunity]

 (734):

Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

(1-734):

Haha did she know what fisting meant?

(734):

Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself


AHAHAH how did TFLN know I needed a hardcore laugh tonight? Epic.

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Comments

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Lol when I saw that last night all I kept thinking was "god I wish someone would do that to me I never get texted anyway lmao oops so I'd offer my phone if I could put it through the computer screen!

re: Parmalinking, apparently I don't know how to do that. I tried last night but it wouldn't let me without deviating from the page and I'm paranoid about losing my place, lol

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to do it to myself. Put my sister in as Bella Swan, my mom as Voldemort, my husband as Ass-but.

When you click the icon that looks like two little pages (to the left of "favorite" it stays on the same page, but gives you a box with the text to copy and a link.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

LMAO... That's amazing. Do it.


Okay, thanks! Future reference, cause I don't know what that text is now.