textsfromlastnight

[withimpunity]

 (734):

Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

(1-734):

Haha did she know what fisting meant?

(734):

Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself


AHAHAH how did TFLN know I needed a hardcore laugh tonight? Epic.

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Comments

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

OH MAN I WANNA ENGRAVE THAT ON SOMETHING.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

I feel like whoever that text was from deserves to be ruler of the free world.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Whenever they give away the internet, this person wins it.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Tell me you've seen this one

(214):

dude. I'm so drunk.
(972):

pete, this is bryce's mom
(214):

I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972):

pete, this is still bryce's mom

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

OH. OH SHIT.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

You need to permalink me that right the hell now. That. That is fucking gold.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Oh God LOL, I HAVE TO DO THIS TO SOMEONE.

http://tfl.nu/q25u

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Lol when I saw that last night all I kept thinking was "god I wish someone would do that to me I never get texted anyway lmao oops so I'd offer my phone if I could put it through the computer screen!

re: Parmalinking, apparently I don't know how to do that. I tried last night but it wouldn't let me without deviating from the page and I'm paranoid about losing my place, lol

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to do it to myself. Put my sister in as Bella Swan, my mom as Voldemort, my husband as Ass-but.

When you click the icon that looks like two little pages (to the left of "favorite" it stays on the same page, but gives you a box with the text to copy and a link.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

LMAO... That's amazing. Do it.


Okay, thanks! Future reference, cause I don't know what that text is now.