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I'm trying not to hate Christmas. I am. Okay, I was. Then my husband came home with his truck all banged up and a lame excuse about not calling me and I totally gave up.  But I was writing this earlier, trying to get myself un-Grinchy, so I'll finish it up and if it actually works, then miracles do exists, Virginia. 


Things About Christmas That Don't Make Me Want To Throw Kittens Out The Window of a Vehicle Going Roughly 120 mph



  1. White Chocolate Covered Pretzels with sprinkles.  Homemade White Chocolate Covered Pretzels with sprinkles. Store bought kind? DO NOT WANT.
  2. Christmas Lights. Because one year I was mocking this one house's ghetto fab display of lights/decorations and my husband (then boyfriend) said something uncharacteristically kind, like  "That's not fair. They're celebrating Christmas in their own way, at least they're doing something." And he made me feeling terribly guilt and go O.o and every since then I love to look at christmas lights. Even the Ghetto Fab ones. ^_^
  3. Alvin and the Chipmunks - Meeeee I waaant a huuula hoooop.  'Nuff said.
  4. The Food Iz Gud.  My traditional holiday foods = cheeseballs. eggnog. big ass oatmeal chocolate chip pecan cookies. sausage cheese balls. chex mix. hot apple cider punch.  date nut roll. 
  5. Holiday Coffee flavors.  Ok, so I had to try really hard to come up with a number five. That's how Grinchy McGrinch I really am.


Well.  That didn't work.  It's almost the 23rd.  Only two more days.  Then I get to look forward to New Year's. I fucking love New Years, yo.

Zooey Deschanel is the cutest little thing. I SWEAR.  Her and Nora = Guh.  Zora ftw?

/random

again.

Mcgee out.

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It's Christmas; smile.

Date: 2007-12-23 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigfiction.livejournal.com
Milo sighs.

"For fucks sake, Adrian," He drops the camera from his eye. "Smile." Adrian's frown deepens, his brow knitting together. Milo takes a photograph. "You're being a dick."

"I'm tired of you waving that damn thing in my face." Adrian replies. At this, Milo smiles crookedly and his shoulders tremble with laughter. "Oh, shut the fuck up. You know what I meant." But Adrian smiles now too, rubbing the back of his neck and shaking his head. Milo puts the camera in focus, holds it steady, and captures him.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY!

Re: It's Christmas; smile.

Date: 2007-12-23 07:32 am (UTC)
ext_30154: (i think i might be an enormous kind of)
From: [identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com
VJKKLLL;;;;DNFLK

RANDOM COMMENT!RPS OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE AND I LOVE IT!!!

Have I said I love your words. I LOVE YOUR WORDS. You are always so much better at putting words together than me. ILU. And hate you at the same time. This little drabble totally pwns my ass.

ILU ♥ ♥ ♥

Re: It's Christmas; smile.

Date: 2007-12-23 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bigfiction.livejournal.com
I'M SO PLEASED THAT IT ONLY TAKES EIGHTY-EIGHT WORDS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY :DDD

Date: 2007-12-23 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aratama.livejournal.com
80% of my flist has been HAPPY HAPPY HOLIDAYS YAY for the last month (and the remaining 20% hasn't uttered a word about the holidays), so you can't imagine how happy I was to see proof that hey! I'm not the only Grinch! Thank you.

I tried to think of stuff to list in that meme, but stopped after 1. days off not that it affects my job and we're making an inventory on the 31st anyway.

Date: 2007-12-23 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cosmicavatar.livejournal.com
Awwww, I've been feeling horribly anti-Christmas too these last few weeks(and my other half lost all his keys the other day which narked me off no end as I'm always paranoid someone is going to come and rob our house when that happens), but now it's shaping up to be pretty awesome, and most of that is because of the near-last-minute company I've arranged to keep. And the food. And, er, the drink. Muahaha! See, it can be good! I hope it turns around for you too.

Date: 2007-12-23 05:29 pm (UTC)
ext_30154: (em effing princess;)
From: [identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com
I know what you mean! I was even reluctant to post this and come off as some super uber grinch person, but it had to be done. It does feel good to know that not everyone is OMG YAY CHRISTMAS. It will be over soon. YAY!

Date: 2007-12-23 05:36 pm (UTC)
ext_30154: (DO NOT WANT;)
From: [identity profile] oh-mcgee.livejournal.com
Thanks, I hope it improves too and well, if it doesn't, its almost over. :D

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