one big happy vampire family
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withimpunityOkay. I have thoughts on The Vampire Diaires other than DAMON'S HIPBONES DAMON'S CHEST PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY. I do.
That's...kind of a lie. UGH. I do have thoughts, they're just all willy-nilly scattered around my brain. There's just so MANY of them. I'm totally overwhelmed by new show-awesome/female character/VAMPIRES! that I'm having trouble focusing all of that awesome into one, or twelve, coherent thoughts. I just - I was convinced into watching under the pretense of Hot Vampire Brothers Wot I Could Slash Together and I...kind of like all of it? I just love how very, very FUCK YOU TWILIGHT the whole thing is. And its been a while since I've really enjoyed a vampire related fandom. It feels nice.
What's making me go all BZUH though, is like, I'm an OTP girl.
HP - Remus/Sirius
Heroes - Peter/Nathan
Supernatural - Sam/Dean
GK - Brad/Ray
Band of Brothers - Dick/Nix, Luz/Everyone (heh)
RPF - Jensen/Jared
I dig my heels in, find my little OTP I can snuggle and huggle and call my squishy, set my sights, and the rest is history. Everything takes off from there. This show is making that DIFFICULT for me because I want to ship like EVERYONE.
Mostly I just really want the OT3 to happen. For reals. Its not fucking FAIR that they tease us with it just about every damn episode. Like, actual literal teasing. "What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?" "I'm really liking this whole menage-threesome, teamwork thing." OUR GIRLFRIEND. I'm dying here.
The thing is, if Stefan and Damon weren't brothers, I'd say ELENA GILBERT, WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU HITTING THAT. Buuuut, they are. And that's far more precious to me. Plus, I don't want to deal with all the emo that will come along with Damon ~stealing~ Elena away from Stefan. The jealous boyfriend act in 1x21 made me gag. So I don't know where they're going with this, but I hope it doesn't go to that place. B/c that'll be a little too Dawson's Creeky for me. WHATEVER AS LONG AS THERE'S STILL GRATUITIOUS CHEST NAKEDNESS, I'M IN.
Damon/Stefan - I am so rooting for more twisted brother bonding, and also fic of vampire brother's past, when Stefan was on the junk and him and Damon were terrorizing things and people, simultaneously and homoerotically. Yeeeeah. Someone get on that.
Katherine - I realize this isn't a pairing, but it just occured to me. I find Katherine FASCINATING. I would read like, an epic length GEN fic, just purely based on her fucking life and the HBIC things she (and Pearl) got up to. Bitch is cray-cray and I kinda love that. I also kinda want to stab her in the fucking face/heart for what she did to Damon, but you know.
Anna/Jeremy - I KIND OF AM IN LOVE WITH ANNA. TRUE FACT. I...am scared of what's going to happen to her, and to her and Jeremy's relationship. Read: Uncle Stupid John and His Stupid Mouth and Judgy Little Eyes and "You're Dad felt that way, you should respect that." But, yes. ANNA. YOU ARE ADORABLE CAN I KEEP YOU AND LET YOU SUCK ON MY HAND? /whoa creepster
Bonnie - again, not a pairing, but something I need to say. I love Bonnie. I respect every decision she's made and I feel SO hard for that girl. I'm not even like, mad or urgh or whatever at her for what she did. I just have a bad feeling. Like, even if shit goes down and Bonnie/Elena/Stefan/Damon all come out of it fine, its still going to be there. She lied to her best friend. That kinda sucks for both of them. :(
And this brings me to the picspam part of my post, because I can't seem to post lately without spamming you lot with pretty pictures.
Meet my favorite, after Damon, tied with Elena.
I have a ridiculous amount of love for this man.
a.) PRETTY. Goddamn, just look at him.
b.) BROKEN. What? I like that in a man.
c.) PRETTY.
Which brings me to the ship that is currently threatening to bulldoze right over my hopes and dreams of the OT3:
And let us not forget that time Alaric MYSTERIOUSLY FOUND DAMON'S CELL PHONE NUMBER, called him up and asked him out on a date.
DAMON HAS A TOY! ALARIC HATES EVERYTHING DAMON CHOOSES TO BE! THEY BOND OVER BEERS AND BLOOD! ALARIC PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE! DAMON, AS PER USUAL, TAKES IT AS A COMPLIMENT! What's not to go crazy and capslocky over, I ask you?
UGH seriously. Usually I take out my unresolved fannish tension in the form or wrting, you know, fic. BUT I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WRITE. Life is so hard.
Things I want to read/write:
Damon/Alaric - mean banter, unconventional flirting, Alaric getting used to Damon, not realizing it until Elena or Stefan points it out, then kind of freaking.
Damon/Alaric - All of the above, but they become BOYFRIIIIENDS and then Damon pulls a dick move and screws everything up accidentally on purpose, because he doesn't know how to be happy or be in a non-dysfunctional relationship. Alaric knows exactly what he's doing and won't let him fuck it up.
Damon/Elena/Stefan - the threesome just sort of happens without them noticing. Something like Elena saying, "Damon, are you coming to bed? Its late, some of us have school tomorrow." And Damon just shrugging out of his clothes and crawling in behind her, meeting Stefan's crooked frown with a smirk, but Stefan's just like, "If Elena's happy, whatevs." And then him and Damon are actually getting along BETTER, so he thinks hey, maybe this won't be like Katherine, since you know, Elena is NOTHING like her. Maybe this can actually work. And even more domesticity and Damon being an ass, but the lovable kind, and Damon flirting with Stefan and it not even being a thing. And then they finally do the sex thing and Elena's like "Huh. You guys have done this before." And Damon makes adorable shy face and is all "yeah, once upon a time."
Damon/Stefan - I think I said something about this waaaay up there. But there was a time when Stefan totally still ate people. And Damon LOVED it. And I want to read that. *nod* And also, the epic story of Damon and Stefan over the last 150 years, please. Bad hair and fashion trends to be included.
TLDR; DAMON/ALARIC OTP. OR I WISH THIS SHIT WAS ON HBO SO THE WRITERS COULD FOLLOW UP ON THAT POLYAMOROUS BUSINESS THEY KEEP DANGLING IN FRONT OF ME.
PS: I am really excitanervous about the finale. I HAVE CLIFFHANGER PHOBIA. D:
That's...kind of a lie. UGH. I do have thoughts, they're just all willy-nilly scattered around my brain. There's just so MANY of them. I'm totally overwhelmed by new show-awesome/female character/VAMPIRES! that I'm having trouble focusing all of that awesome into one, or twelve, coherent thoughts. I just - I was convinced into watching under the pretense of Hot Vampire Brothers Wot I Could Slash Together and I...kind of like all of it? I just love how very, very FUCK YOU TWILIGHT the whole thing is. And its been a while since I've really enjoyed a vampire related fandom. It feels nice.
What's making me go all BZUH though, is like, I'm an OTP girl.
HP - Remus/Sirius
Heroes - Peter/Nathan
Supernatural - Sam/Dean
GK - Brad/Ray
Band of Brothers - Dick/Nix, Luz/Everyone (heh)
RPF - Jensen/Jared
I dig my heels in, find my little OTP I can snuggle and huggle and call my squishy, set my sights, and the rest is history. Everything takes off from there. This show is making that DIFFICULT for me because I want to ship like EVERYONE.
Mostly I just really want the OT3 to happen. For reals. Its not fucking FAIR that they tease us with it just about every damn episode. Like, actual literal teasing. "What is this, a threesome now? You and the Salvatore brothers?" "I'm really liking this whole menage-threesome, teamwork thing." OUR GIRLFRIEND. I'm dying here.
The thing is, if Stefan and Damon weren't brothers, I'd say ELENA GILBERT, WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU HITTING THAT. Buuuut, they are. And that's far more precious to me. Plus, I don't want to deal with all the emo that will come along with Damon ~stealing~ Elena away from Stefan. The jealous boyfriend act in 1x21 made me gag. So I don't know where they're going with this, but I hope it doesn't go to that place. B/c that'll be a little too Dawson's Creeky for me. WHATEVER AS LONG AS THERE'S STILL GRATUITIOUS CHEST NAKEDNESS, I'M IN.
Damon/Stefan - I am so rooting for more twisted brother bonding, and also fic of vampire brother's past, when Stefan was on the junk and him and Damon were terrorizing things and people, simultaneously and homoerotically. Yeeeeah. Someone get on that.
Katherine - I realize this isn't a pairing, but it just occured to me. I find Katherine FASCINATING. I would read like, an epic length GEN fic, just purely based on her fucking life and the HBIC things she (and Pearl) got up to. Bitch is cray-cray and I kinda love that. I also kinda want to stab her in the fucking face/heart for what she did to Damon, but you know.
Anna/Jeremy - I KIND OF AM IN LOVE WITH ANNA. TRUE FACT. I...am scared of what's going to happen to her, and to her and Jeremy's relationship. Read: Uncle Stupid John and His Stupid Mouth and Judgy Little Eyes and "You're Dad felt that way, you should respect that." But, yes. ANNA. YOU ARE ADORABLE CAN I KEEP YOU AND LET YOU SUCK ON MY HAND? /whoa creepster
Bonnie - again, not a pairing, but something I need to say. I love Bonnie. I respect every decision she's made and I feel SO hard for that girl. I'm not even like, mad or urgh or whatever at her for what she did. I just have a bad feeling. Like, even if shit goes down and Bonnie/Elena/Stefan/Damon all come out of it fine, its still going to be there. She lied to her best friend. That kinda sucks for both of them. :(
And this brings me to the picspam part of my post, because I can't seem to post lately without spamming you lot with pretty pictures.
Meet my favorite, after Damon, tied with Elena.
I have a ridiculous amount of love for this man.
a.) PRETTY. Goddamn, just look at him.
b.) BROKEN. What? I like that in a man.
c.) PRETTY.
Which brings me to the ship that is currently threatening to bulldoze right over my hopes and dreams of the OT3:
And let us not forget that time Alaric MYSTERIOUSLY FOUND DAMON'S CELL PHONE NUMBER, called him up and asked him out on a date.
DAMON HAS A TOY! ALARIC HATES EVERYTHING DAMON CHOOSES TO BE! THEY BOND OVER BEERS AND BLOOD! ALARIC PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE! DAMON, AS PER USUAL, TAKES IT AS A COMPLIMENT! What's not to go crazy and capslocky over, I ask you?
UGH seriously. Usually I take out my unresolved fannish tension in the form or wrting, you know, fic. BUT I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WRITE. Life is so hard.
Things I want to read/write:
Damon/Alaric - mean banter, unconventional flirting, Alaric getting used to Damon, not realizing it until Elena or Stefan points it out, then kind of freaking.
Damon/Alaric - All of the above, but they become BOYFRIIIIENDS and then Damon pulls a dick move and screws everything up accidentally on purpose, because he doesn't know how to be happy or be in a non-dysfunctional relationship. Alaric knows exactly what he's doing and won't let him fuck it up.
Damon/Elena/Stefan - the threesome just sort of happens without them noticing. Something like Elena saying, "Damon, are you coming to bed? Its late, some of us have school tomorrow." And Damon just shrugging out of his clothes and crawling in behind her, meeting Stefan's crooked frown with a smirk, but Stefan's just like, "If Elena's happy, whatevs." And then him and Damon are actually getting along BETTER, so he thinks hey, maybe this won't be like Katherine, since you know, Elena is NOTHING like her. Maybe this can actually work. And even more domesticity and Damon being an ass, but the lovable kind, and Damon flirting with Stefan and it not even being a thing. And then they finally do the sex thing and Elena's like "Huh. You guys have done this before." And Damon makes adorable shy face and is all "yeah, once upon a time."
Damon/Stefan - I think I said something about this waaaay up there. But there was a time when Stefan totally still ate people. And Damon LOVED it. And I want to read that. *nod* And also, the epic story of Damon and Stefan over the last 150 years, please. Bad hair and fashion trends to be included.
TLDR; DAMON/ALARIC OTP. OR I WISH THIS SHIT WAS ON HBO SO THE WRITERS COULD FOLLOW UP ON THAT POLYAMOROUS BUSINESS THEY KEEP DANGLING IN FRONT OF ME.
PS: I am really excitanervous about the finale. I HAVE CLIFFHANGER PHOBIA. D:
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Date: 2010-05-13 08:35 am (UTC)"this isn't happening only because it's on the CW and parents would write angry letters".
Its totally canon. FACT.