withimpunity | SAAAAAAAAAAAM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!

And to celebrate this momentous occasion I wanted to write a drabble in honor of our very, very pretty Sammy. Well, I didn't. But I did make a list of my Top Ten Sammy quotes of all time, or At Least Some I Like a Lot.

1. "You're short."

2. "My Daddy shot your daddy in the heeeaaaad."

3. "I lost my shoe."

4. Sam: These are .223 caliber. Subsonic rounds. The guy must of put a suppressor on the rifle.
Ava: Dude. Who are you?
Sam: I, uh, I just watch a lot of TJ Hooker.

5. "We don't have time for your blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. BLAAAHHHHH."

6. "Wait your turn."

7. "I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck."

8. "It’s just an interesting observation, in a, you know, observationally interesting way."

9. "Only he gets to call me that."

10. "Je-erk."

And a fic that anyone who loves Sam and Dean and porn involving the two MUST read, because the characterizations are so juicy I could DIE. It's just magnificent. I think I actually got hotter from the epic characterization than the porn. Just that good.

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