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You know what really fucking sucks?

giving me the excuse, "I'm just really tired," to get out of having sex with me. Well, you know what, get UN-TIRED MOTHERFUCKER. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY MOUTH ON YOUR COCK, HERE. COME ON.

Ahemmmmm.

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WHAT MAN TURNS DOWN A BLOW JOB? I DON'T EVEN TURN THEM DOWN AND MY DICK IS NOT REAL.

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

He's such a pussy when it comes to being tired.

Maybe if he had one I'd actually get to get fucked.

Ahah. I am so grouchy when I don't get what I want. And by what I want, I mean orgasms.

oh, me too. when i can't have sex and i want it - i get pissed pissed ain't the word. especially when "me time" doesn't cut it.

Fuck yeah, man! And this ain't even a "oh i'm a little horny thing." I'm in a MOOD. I need like, all of it. Rough and bitey and hard and sore the next day. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

lol, we totally need to be hooking up. ;) HAHA. kidding.

I am so okay with this plan of yours, you don't even know. WHY DOES EVERYONE I KNOW LIVE ELEVENTY MILLION MILES AWAY. Seriously, if you lived in Texas still, my ass would be taking a road trip. HAHA. ~~kidding~~

omg, i know right? all of the cool, awesome chicks live so far away (besides kate but meh). it's like a dairy queen, you're only getting one flavor. OH GOD, THAT MADE ME SOUND LIKE SUCH A SLUT. HAHA. ~~i'd be okay with that, you know~~

I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL FLAVORS. I approve of this.

Haha I would totally be afraid of Kate. Homegirl looks like she could just GLARE at me and it would hurt.

yes, additional flavors are good! i mean, i'm just saying.

and haha, kate gives people some serious stink eye sometimes (mostly me) but i talk her into shit sometimes, if you know what i mean. she gets mad when i don't get jealous sometimes, though haha. but just you know, i get BORED.

LOL fun times, I wants to have thems.

PS: Just so's everyone's clear, I'm not some horrid adulterous wench. Kane would totally give me a pass, if only to shut me up rofl.

MAN, I just realized that is not a normal thing to say.

My life, it is weird.

and i'm totally not monogamous. i'm like the least monogamous person on the planet. LOL.

dude, email me. :D

ummm. if a guy says that (more than once), and you offer him a blow job, he's either sick or cheating. sorry. there is no 3rd alternative.

The 3rd alternative is "retail manager". Trust me.

lol ;)

Amirite? I know what I'm talking about here. ;)

as per usual. Plus, men are just total wimps if they don't get like, 12 hours of sleep.

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