if sexy scares you, don't listen to my music

[withimpunity]

OK, OK. So I've never wished I was a man, BUT ADAM LAMBERT MAKES ME WISH I WAS.



First there's this: An Open Letter to Adam from the Editor of Out magazine.

Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, “Women are pretty.” So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them.

That’s why you’re in this issue. You’re a pioneer, an out gay pop idol at the start of his career. Someone has to be first, and we’re all counting on you not to mess this up.

So okay first, what a fucking D-BAG.

But the best part is Adam's rebuttal via Twitter.



I just. FLAAAAAIL.

Today's lesson is "Do Not Fuck With The Fiercest Bitch On The Planet Or He Will Virtually Throat Punch You."

Seriously though, if they don't think Adam Lambert is gay enough...I. I don't even know. Not to mention the fact that OUT should be SUPPORTING gay men or women who actually have the sac to come out. Adam is smart. He knows that he can't subject America to the full force of his fierceness or, you know, they might explode from the hot. They're acting like he doesn't have millions of people looking up to him already. He doesn't have to change. So STFU stupid editor man, listen to his fucking lyrics and then tell me he's not gay enough for you.

Open your mouth, open it wide

I was born with glitter on my face, baby clothes made of leather and lace.

Don't ask, don't tell, just take what you need

Nope. Totally not gay enough.

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[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY. MATTHEW BOMER WITH EYELINER AND GLITTER. I feel like a robot shorting out or something. That's just...ngh.