LOOOOOOOOST

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So I'm watching the Lost finale, right? And its all JACOB WHAT! Visiting little!kate and little!sawyer and very keysmashy and giant full statue and RICHARD ALPERT, but then-

OMG ROSE AND BERNARD LOLOLOLOL SON OF A BITCH. WIN. We gonna find Claire now? That would rule.

Oh, poor Juliet. D: Also, she looks so hot with a gun tucked into her jeans. But the Sawyer/Kate girl in me still kind of loved that part, even though Kate is a cunt sometimes.

LMFAO JACOB SITTING ON THE BENCH WATCHING JOHN FALL OUT OF THE WINDOW. Why was that scene so comical?

"You mind if I ask you a question?"
"I'm a pieces." HAHAHA.

The question is, why the hell wouldn't you wanna kill Jacob? OH, BURN DUDE. WHOA.

CHARLIE'S RIIIIIIIING. WAHHHHHHH. D:

Sun and Jin are so epic!! Gah, they bring tears to my eyes.

I want a tiny dharma van of my own. Do they have those?

"We're not going back in time."
"Right, because that would be ridiculous!" LOL MILES ILU BB.

OOH SAWYER IS BLOCKING YOUR ROADS.

OOH RICHARD IS SEXY AS HELL.

"It's a wonderful foot, Richard, but what does it have to do with Jacob." ROFL

Also, Kate's ass is amazing.

Jack, I'm tired of your bullshit and your daddy issues. Plz go diaf. Now would be good.

GOD, the scene with Jack and Sawyer in the jungle - the lighting is SO PRETTY.

JESUS JACK, YOU WANNA BLOW UP AN H-BOMB FOR FRIGGIN KATE? Whatever. I hate him.

"If its meant to be, its meant to be." UGH.

OH THANK GOD, FIST FIGHT. YESSSSSSSSS.

"I changed my mind." WTF JULIET. OH she's forgiven. Her boobs are very bouncy.

WTF people changing their mind all over the place. Annoying!

ITS NOT MY GUITAR AHHHHHHHHH. I LOVE JACOB? I think so!

EEEEEK THIS IS GETTING INTENSE. I don't like John being mean to Richard though.

"Tell him I said hello." GDI YOU ARE A SEXY MOTHERFUCKER.

OH HAI MILES, I STILL LU BB.

"Live together, die alone." That's a Jack quote, but I like it anyway.

LOL JACK GOT A TOOLBOX TO THE HEAD. Sorry, that's not funny. I guess.

"Where do you think you're going blondie?" AWWWW. I'M NOT CRYING. I'M NOT CRYING. I'M NOT. OH GOD I TOTALLY AM. OH GOD SAWYER. DDDDDDDD:

WHAT DID RICHARD JUST SAY OMG.

OMG WTF THAT'S JOHN. BUT THAT CAN'T BE JOHN. OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT. WHO IS LOCKE THEN? WHAAAAAAAT. I'M LOSING MY SHIT.

SHOW, STOP MAKING ME FEEL BAD FOR BEN. DNW.

"What about you?"

"THEY'RE COMING?" WHO NOW? JESUS CHRIST.

Oh god, Juliet. I have never felt so bad for a character in my LIFE.

KABOOM.

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Richard is so sexy and to me so is Miles! Hahaha!!
Who is John? What is he?