a definitely lol situation

[withimpunity]

 bigfiction: And danneel will be like "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" and throw down her gandalf bitch stick

bigfiction: and then the slap fight begins

bigfiction: ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL

bigfiction: and jensen's wearing it

bigfiction: on his cock

Comments

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

I have NO IDEA what is going on here, but I'd like to know!

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

LOL NEITHER DO I, BB. Something about candy and ritalin and touching and GANDALF, because he's always relevant, right? IDK.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

Jared/Danneel slap-fighting for Jensen. Obvs.

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. OMG. Nooo. Danneel would take. Jared. DOWN.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

And then some water would spill on her and she'd melt.

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

No. She wouldn't, but hopefully she'd let me be all OH DANNEEL, YOUR SHIRT IS ALL WET, LET'S GET THAT OFF and then I'd feel her up.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

I support you hauling her away. LET THE MOLESTATION BEGIN!

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

Oh mannn, do you hate Danneel?

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

I kind of do this weekend. From what I'm hearing she's gone into psychotic bitch mode. Sad story.

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

What all have you heard? I heard this: Everyone who's met her at the con in Australia (again, who is not a crazy person) says she was really nice and talkative and Jensen did not look miserable around her and actually came over OF HIS OWN VOLITION to say hi to her.

I heard something about her not wanting fans to touch Jensen, too, buuuut.. that sounds a little too much like ridiculous bs.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

I've heard a few things. Oh well. At least she's pretty.

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

I want to know what you've heard, girlie! I NEED TO KNOW.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

Just multiple reports of her pitching a conniption fit over fans touching Jensen in pictures. And apparently a bunch of fans heard her bad-mouthing all the spn fans at the Steve Carlson concert and calling them a bunch of "fat ugly whores." etc, etc...

[shiplessheathen.livejournal.com]

Well, I am not a fat whore, so she's obviously a liar.

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

Heard.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

There's a lot of molestations going on today!

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

Get in line, turbo.

[gee-mon.livejournal.com]

haha! LOL.

[force-oblique.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!
Sounds like a great rpg theme! rotfl