moar lazarus rising

[withimpunity]

Deary me. Lying right off the jump, Sammy. 

I mean, Dean shows up at his hotel when he's supposed to be in HELL, or at the very least, still in the ground, right? Just SHOWS UP out of nowhere and then they do the you're-not-Dean thing and the clingy squeezy hug of love, but I mean Ruby is right there. We don't know it yet, but apparently it is her and she's standing there IN HER PANTIES and Sam's like HAHA RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU CATHY BECAUSE I TOTES DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME OR NOTHING.

I'm just wow, impressed at the mad lying skillz.  How could he be so calm and together and LYING SO WELL when BAM, Dean back from the dead.  And Ruby being all Miss Actress Person, acting like she has no idea who they are.

That shit was orchestrated, dude. 

Its a little scary and a little sad and yeah, a little hot. 

Is Sam rilly banging new!Ruby or does she just like to walk around and be Sam's slutty little yoda talk tactics in her panties? Cause, that's kinda wrong, innit? If Sam doesn't see the wrongness in hitting that, NO MATTER HOW LONG DEAN'S BEEN GONE, SAMMY, then he's WHOOSH, totally off the deep end. Y/y?