what the sod fuckery?!!

[withimpunity]

Six o'clock happens really fucking early, ya'll!  especially when one didn't get to sleep until three. 

ERETIOUIPWUREOFN. FUCK ME.

For those who don't know, yes I have two smallish children and NO they do not usually get up this early.  Normally they mumble and grumble out of bed/crib around TEN GLORIOUS THIRTY, not this insane CRACKASSERY OF AN HOUR. 

*massive flail*

*chugs coffee pot*

Dude. I'm printing out worksheets for the four year old to do, letting the two year old have a Pup Named Scooby Doo marathon, and changing my status from Functioning Person to BLOB, stat.  I plan on catching up on reading, porning, and being generally unproductive. 

HI, THY NAME IS MCGEE AND I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.

/death

Comments

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

A somewhat functioning ZOMG COFFEE BUZZ PINGING OFF THE WALLS person. Sure. :p

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Better than a blob, I'm sure. And well, the kids will just have to deal, won't they? heh.