i can haz all the xanax nao?

[withimpunity]

1. Today has been made of Complete and Total Epic Fail.

2. I need rum. Lots of rum.

3. And porn. Lots and lots of porn.

4. And something to put in my mouth.  A straw. An ink pen. A cock.  I DON'T CARE.

5. I changed my layout. Usually that cheers me up.  >_>

/nervous breakdown

Comments

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

By run, I mean rum. SHUT YOUR FACE I'M TIRED FROM ALL THIS EDUCATION.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS POSTED YESTERDAY D.A. :p

[bigfiction.livejournal.com]

I always assume you're one hour of screaming from an alcoholic meltdown. I'M STILL WRITING FOR YOU.