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[withimpunity]

So I get most of my little fic bunnies when I'm in transit and I'm not a believer in texting while driving, but sometimes I'll type out something barely legible in the notepad section of my phone and hope that I remember it later. I was looking though it just now and found "Ray ca girls." It came on the radio day and was like YES, RAY WOULD ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF BRAD WITH THIS FUCKING SONG. And also, I wish to hear his opinions on Katy Perry. Anyway, have a stupid, random as hell drabble.




"I...know a place."

"No."

"Where the grass is really greener."

"I'm not fucking kidding, motherfucker."

"Warm, wet, and wild -- 'must be something in the wa- ow, fuck!"

"I can kill you with my bare hands. Fuck that, I can kill you with my MIND. I will do it, Ray."

"Fine," Ray pouts, puts both hands back on the wheel. "Bitch."



****


"Hey dawg, thanks for picking up those buns. Everyone's out back."

Ray waits until they're safe in the backyard, with witnesses, before he strips off his shirt and climbs up on the table.

"CALIFORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE, DAISY DUKES BIKINI'S ON TOP. SUN-KISSED SKIN SO HOT WE'LL MELT YOUR POPSICLE, OOOOH OH OOOOOH -"splash

"You think they're gonna like, go and get gay married one day?" Walt asks and stuffs a handful of onion rings in his mouth as Brad tries to drown Ray in Tony's pool

Tony hands him a cold beer. "They do or they don't. Either way, they're stuck with each other."