... you know, I'm beginning to understand why JPitts swears high and low he only takes acting jobs for the money. I'd say that too if I had his resume (Pacific/Justified excepted, obviously, since they're not actually shit).

THAT SAID. THIS STUPID FILM. WHICH HURTS EVERY EUROPEAN FIBRE OF MY BEING. I AM TEMPTED TO WATCH IT. FOR THE SHEER GLORY OF JPITTS' STUPID FACE. AND HIS DOUCHE HAIR.