my otp, gents.

[withimpunity]

Brad: Anybody remember Recon Marines are swift, silent, deadly?
Ray: What about swift, silent and stoned if we could get some hash and…
Brad: What-why do you always say that stupid shit?
Ray: What?
Brad: You don’t even do drugs.
Ray: Well how do you know?
Brad: You were on the debate team in high school.
Ray: So…
Brad: Nobody on a debate team ever does drugs or gets laid.
Ray: I just don’t see the facts on which you’re basing your argument on.
Brad: We all know you didn’t lose your virginity until after Afghanistan.
Ray: Oh jesus christ.
Brad: The whore in Australia.
Ray: (sputtering)
Brad: Yeah but did you now?
Ray: Brad, she was a European African woman.
Brad: A European African woman? No, she wasn’t. She was one of those big angry drunk women in the street in Perth selling boomerangs and playing didgeridoo.
Ray: Brad, BRAD, those just aren’t the pertinent facts, alright? We’re having a fucking professional debate here. Besides, she just grabbed me when I came out of the bar. It’s not like I asked her.
Brad: Look, even if you’re claiming you were raped, the fact stands, you were a virgin until we got back from Afghanistan.
Ray: What about you, Brad? Some little, pointy-headed Stewie baby raking the shag carpeting in your fucking family’s living room.
Brad: Stop it, Ray.
Ray: FATHAH! MOTHAH! WHERE IS MY CARPET RAKE! I’m a young Bradley Colbert, a lonely freak with no friends whose sole pleasure is raking the carpet in my motha and fatha’s house!
Brad: Ray, RAY, that is not even relevant —
Ray: Brad, Braaad, listen. You used to rake the fucking shag carpet in your parent’s house when you were a kid. You used to rake it so that all of the fibers would go in the same direction. That is TOTALLY type-A OCD behavior, by the way, it’s just fuckin’— it’s kinda pathetic.
Brad: I DID IT ONCE, RAY. ONCE. AND THE POINT IS…
Ray: The point is, Brad, you look so fucking cute when you are angry.

Comments

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

:o

wait, by deleted scene, do you mean you wrote this? or that it was in an actual script and is on the special features?

If you wrote this, how dare you toy with me (omg cute!) *angry face*!!

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

It was a real deleted scene, an audio clip included in the dvd extras. :DDDD

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

and probably where my Brad and Ray are beffies since FOREVER AU verse first came in to play.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Wow, I think I'm in love <3 They're so... words.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

lol I love you. ♥ They are definitely words.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

:D you too.

[queeniegalore.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, my favourite EVER. Just reading the transcript of this made me grin like a freaking idiot and kind of clutch my chest.

I just need there to be five hundred million words about how in love they are, damnit. Why isn't there??

&hearts &hearts

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

FIVE HUNDRED MILLION WORDS.



ps: you're neglecting your semi-colon, rofl.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Sorry, my bad! Now I look like an asshole! Haha. In my email it just showed &hearts. Doh. Red face.

[queeniegalore.livejournal.com]

Hahah, I was all set to come in here like SEE WHAT THEY DO TO ME AND THE STATE OF MY EMOTICONS! And then I was like...oh.

SIX hundred million words.

Ray: FATHAH! MOTHAH! WHERE IS MY CARPET RAKE! I’m a young Bradley Colbert, a lonely freak with no friends whose sole pleasure is raking the carpet in my motha and fatha’s house!

OH MY GOD FEEL THE LOVE.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Brad: Nobody on a debate team ever does drugs or gets laid.
Ray: I just don’t see the facts on which you’re basing your argument on.

OH MY GOD JUST. I love them. *whimper*

[jameserin.livejournal.com]

i have never seen this show.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

You probably don't want to, lol.

Shoot me an email, bb. Tell me what's going on. <3

[jameserin.livejournal.com]

will do, as soon as i get the chance. i mostly feel like shit lately. :|

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

That sucks, bb. I'm sorry! D:

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

okay, NOW I love my layout.

[underdelusions.livejournal.com]

Omg. That's so perfect. Dude. *high fives*

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Haha I am such a fucking layout queen. Tyty.

[sharksdontsleep.livejournal.com]

This is for real in the DVD extras? HOW DID I MISS THIS? IT IS MAGIC.

Um, Ray is adorable and Brad is adorable, and they BICKER like old married people except awesome and all bad-ass. Ray losing his virginity to random ladies in Australia. Brad being a tiny OCD child. "You look so fucking cute when you're angry" - I see icons coming from this. And fic. And delight!

[schlicky.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS SO FUCKING MUCH. I just wish that there was an actual video to go along with it. But I think maybe it's for the best that there isn't, because it would KILL ME DEAD.

<333333333

[anamie-me.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, this is the stuff OTPs are made of, yo.

Also, we have it on canon authority that Ray didn't lose his virginity till after he met Brad? is that what is going on?

*goes back to screaming*

PS: i hope you don't mind if i friended you. I need stuff like this on my flist like Ray needs his Ripped Fuel.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

The point is - I need to re-watch! The other point is that I love how all that bullshiting shows how close they are. I mean who knows stuff like that about each other? OTP indeed.

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

Don't mind at all! And *I* need Brad/Ray lovers of my flist like Brad needs jalapeno cheese!

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

IT IS OMG. I just want to cry that its not in video form, though. BUT STILL. I love listening to them talk like that, like they know every tiny detail of each other's lives. And someone the fact that they HAVEN'T known each other forever makes it even better. Because that means they spend SO MUCH time together. And now I'm rambling. They make me do that. <3

[oh-mcgee.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY. How they know all of that about each other, even though they haven't known each other their whole lives just proves how much time they do spend together, which is awesome.

[junalele.livejournal.com]

Awesome, awesome, awesome. I really need to re-watch. I especially love the way Brad watches Ray when Ray goes off. So proud and happy just to let him run with it.

[sharksdontsleep.livejournal.com]

I like how they just hone in on the sore spots and just press and press and press and act like they've known each other forever, with all the teasing and the (sorta) gentle tolerance that comes with that. Rambling is encouraged! They are too too cute. I wish there was video of this exchange in the show - it's def. not in the book/articles either, so I can see why they cut it. But still, sadface.