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This reminds me of a little conversation I had with my four year old yesterday.

Small Child (carrying a rather large rock. Think, like, a chunk of pavement): Momma, will you help me put this in my pocket?

Me: I...don't think it will fit. What do you need to put a rock in your pocket for anyway.

Small Child: For 'mergencies.

Me: Uh. Okay. Like what emergencies?

Small Child: You know. For if bad people come.

Me (kind of frightened tbh): Ohhkay, I'm keeping the rock.

lol. My life.

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God,I laughed so hard. SO HARD. You don't even know. Its been a rough week, lol.