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THE (HOT-DOG-VENDING, KNIFE-FIGHTING, BREAK-DANCING, SPIELBERG-WOOING) ADVENTURES OF YOUNG SHIA LABEOUF

( OH MAH GUH SHIIIIIIAAAAAA )

pretty boys pretty boys pretty boyyyyyssss

OH MY GOODNESS, JENSEN.  I feel the need to write J2 lipgloss fic now for some reason.

THIS IS THE BOYKING, YA'LL. HOW IS HIS HAIR REAL? OMG.

*falls off earth and dies*

Also, less than 24 hours. JUST FUCKING SAYING OHMAHGUH.