what the sod fuckery?!!

Six o'clock happens really fucking early, ya'll!  especially when one didn't get to sleep until three. 

ERETIOUIPWUREOFN. FUCK ME.

For those who don't know, yes I have two smallish children and NO they do not usually get up this early.  Normally they mumble and grumble out of bed/crib around TEN GLORIOUS THIRTY, not this insane CRACKASSERY OF AN HOUR. 

*massive flail*

*chugs coffee pot*

Dude. I'm printing out worksheets for the four year old to do, letting the two year old have a Pup Named Scooby Doo marathon, and changing my status from Functioning Person to BLOB, stat.  I plan on catching up on reading, porning, and being generally unproductive. 

HI, THY NAME IS MCGEE AND I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.

/death

prompt: Phantom Traveler Coda

Title: Slip Up
Pairing: J2ish
Rating: pg-13 (R possibly for potty mouths)
Words: 100
Prompt: Phantom Traveler coda. Sort of. I hope this is okay.
A/n:  Phantom Traveler commentary transcript by stir_of_echoes
( from then on I wasn’t allowed to touch sharp things )

my fic: spn drabble

Title: Sacrifice
Pairing: gen; John
Rating: PG
Words: 100
Prompt: any port in a storm for 100_ghosts
( Killing this demon comes first. Before me, before everything. )