*prays someone can help*

MOTHER FNAS;DJKL;;;

One of my kids just marked on my BRAND NEW microfiber suede couch with lipstick.  Help me Help me HELP ME. 

PLX.

i can haz all the xanax nao?

1. Today has been made of Complete and Total Epic Fail.

2. I need rum. Lots of rum.

3. And porn. Lots and lots of porn.

4. And something to put in my mouth.  A straw. An ink pen. A cock.  I DON'T CARE.

5. I changed my layout. Usually that cheers me up.  >_>

/nervous breakdown