gold.

[withimpunity]

Jensen (on the Topless Kissing a Stuffed Bird photo, AFTER tucking it into his shirt): "I'm gonna get some mileage out of this one."

HAI JENSEN, UR GAY IS SHOWING. JSYK.


Also, Jared: "And be sure to learn from Michael Phelps. There's always a camera somewhere." Roflroflrofl.